| 00:00 - 00:03 | We had a production quality issue discovered in a production batch |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | unfortunately its already on the road |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It will be at the distributor there soon |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | then it will be dispatched to customers from here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | OK, Lets get it back here |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | before it gets out of our control |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Ah Boss well |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we ah |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We have another problem |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The production line is down and all product is impacted |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I WANT EVERYONE ELSE OUT OF THE ROOM EXCEPT THE MANAGERS OF QUALITY, OPERATIONS & ENGINEERING |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell is going on? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | we need this line fixed now! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | i dont care if you have to spend all night here |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | no one leaves here until its sorted |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | i need everyone here |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | end of story |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | its one problem after another |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | you guys couldn't make a snowball |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | but boss... there is no snow |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | it's an analogy you idiot! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | ahh boss that's a bit unfair |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | don't tell me what's unfair |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | what the hell am I going to tell corporate? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | how are we going to fix this |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | you need to figure this out |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and real soon sunshine |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | get all the engineers and technicians on the line right now |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I don't care what time it is or if you have to pull them out of bed |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | can i not have one day without a screw up? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | this will make us red on all our metrics |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | there goes our absorption for the quarter |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and after the last two quarters |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I can't keep explaining this |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Corporate quality will have a field day with this |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | we will have them crawling all over us |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | we will spend the next few weeks investigating one thing after another |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | technicians and engineers will be running one useless test after another |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | what a waste of time! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I swear I will move you all to EHS |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He doesn't really mean that.... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I should just retire |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Leave you guys to deal with this mess |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | see how you like it |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I could take it easy |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It might be nice to sit on a beach some where |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | have a few beers |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Goodness knows I need it! |
