| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have the locations where Ken's been spotted |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He was first spotted |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here in Twyford |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Then here looking at some shitty art |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And finally at some local fat club |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I have one question |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Was that bitch with him? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mother |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | She... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | She was at all locations, the worst part is |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It seems Ken was tolerating it |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone I didn't give birth too, leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THAT ELEPHANT BASTARD |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | UTTER FUCKING ELEPHANT BASTARD |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | AFTER I COOKED ALL THOSE FUCKING SLIMMING WORLD FRIENDLY MEALS |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | ALL THOSE FUCKING CARAVAN HOLIDAYS |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | HE CAN'T EVEN IRON HIS OWN SHIRTS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | HE STILL HAS NO IDEA WHEN ANY OF YOUR BIRTHDAYS ARE! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | LET ALONE THE NAMES OF YOUR PARTNERS |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mother, he said you can keep the furniture |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | ALONG WITH ALL THE SHIT IN THE LOFT! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mother, you do have a four bedroom house |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT A FOUR BEDROOM HOUSE |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | HE NEVER FIXED THE KITCHEN FLOOR |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | HOW DARE HE DO THIS TO US! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | DOING THIS BEFORE MY BIG DAY |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I MEAN GEORGINA'S BIG DAY |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | IF HIS SPEECH SAYS ONE THING OUT OF LINE |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I'LL SHOVE A WHOLE TUB OF BUTTER DOWN HIS FUCKING THROAT |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'LL MAKE HIM A FAT CUNT AGAIN! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | FINE THEN, FUCK OFF, BUT YOU'LL NEVER EAT ONE OF MY SCOTCH EGGS AGAIN! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I suppose it's for the best |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I fucking hate motorhomes anyway |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Especially with that boring fart |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I mean who thinks |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | SHITTING WHERE YOU SLEEP IS A GOOD HOLIDAY! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He better keep his hands off my new car |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Or I'll scratch a penis on his Jag! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Why did he even come to Orlando? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | ALL MY SELFIES ARE FUCKED |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, we can remove him with AI |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I suppose he has to come to the wedding |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But he can fuck off at Christmas |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The fucking arse |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Oh god, Christmas |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Does anyone know how to carve a turkey? I haven't got a fucking clue |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We can always order a Chinese |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Take me to 90 Day Fiancé |
