| 00:00 - 00:03 | Fridays nearly here, what's the plan? |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | What time we meeting? |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Top Spoons? 3pm? |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Richards will you be there? |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Spoons is beneath you posh sod |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Burgers for us all |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and plenty of Guiness! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Evans bringing his own tea? |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | too tight to pay |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Patches is ready |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Edwards is readsy |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Chappers is ready |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Ethan? Chav? Ant? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Rupee's on the shandy's |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | softy southerner |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and Mikey Walks wants a Donna pizza |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | but the real question? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | who's looking after Patches? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | when he's pissed up steaming! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | glasses smashed to bits |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | and trying to get his nob out! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Richards will have gone home |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Evans will be dodging rounds |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Ethan's firmware crashed |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | but then a hero appears |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Dozza's out, for old times sake |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | readies a plenty |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | back heels galore |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | chinning pints at an alarming rate! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Gareth's gone missing |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | soft twats lost again |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | ring Lisa and get a taxi ready |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | he's started getting handsie |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | get him home now! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Big Pete's nodded off |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | in the corner with a pot noodle |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and no one invited Tom |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Fiddlers too corporate now |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | no longer one of the boys |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Twat! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | one last round, too old for this |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | maybe Evans will buy it? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | hang on where is he? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | gone to Primark? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | to buy a pair of shorts? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | for next summer |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | tight sod..... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Merry Christmas fellas |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | unil next year |
