Dad Goes To Berlin
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After careful planning and at great cost, Barrie plans a long weekend away in Berlin to sample the history and sights, but there is an inconvenient added bonus....
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | As you know Mein Fuhrer you are to arrive in Berlin from Stansted |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Arriving in Berlin then using the U Bahn |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | To go straight to your Hotel |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The journey is a smooth one to the heart of Berlin |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Straight to your 4 star Hotel with refreshments on arrival |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This is great, quiet and efficient |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | This is going to be a fantastic weekend |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Barrie |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Barrie your sons are coming with you |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Christopher and Kevin will be joining you in Berlin |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Any of you who have experienced these clowns before please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | ALL OF YOU JUST WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I planned a nice weekend away, now this Bollocks! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | My God |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I dread to think what those degenerates have planned |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Given their history it's gonna be fucked! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Christopher will be into some sordid gangbang with fat birds |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And Kevin will undoubtedly rent a Donkey |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Barrie it's a normal thing to rent a donkey |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He won't be using it for farming you stupid cunt! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I'm confident he has good intentions |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Then you are as stupid as the rest! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Holy Fuck! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | One minute i'm in a beer hall enjoying a cold pint |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The next i'm in a Trans leather club |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Being sprayed with shit and spunk from every direction |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Coincidentally, the next day |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I'll pop next door for a beer and meet a nice woman |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Only to end up in a 60 plus OAP anal marathon broadcast live to the world |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And I will hold those two responsible! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The Bastards |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I wanted some me time |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Some time away from the madness |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And another thing |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | THEY ALWAYS BEAT ME AT SNOOKER! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Even when Christopher gives me 20 points in fouls |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | It doesn't matter now |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But let me tell you something |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Even with a handicap I WILL BEAT KEVIN! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry he will beat Kevin one day |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It's done now |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We need to move forward |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | General Gay |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Tell them to pack my lederhosen |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Not the ones with easy access zips |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Just to be safe |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | You're all cunts by the way |