The Epstein files get released
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• 11/13/2025Donald Trump discovers the full Epstein files will be released.
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Führer, the files are available. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Underage girls |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | who you slept with. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Not just the ones you shot on Fifth Avenue |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but also the fancy island beachouse ones. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I know about the casino |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | girls from Atlantic City. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Epstein… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Epstein’s files are declassified and fully readable |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | even Epstein’s videos from the rooms. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Less senior staff leave the room: Hegseth, Bondi, Noem, and JD. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | My dick is really big! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | There’s no problem with it, I said! Big! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Grabbing them by the pussy has never caused problems |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Everyone likes the way I treat women. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It’s a sign of my virility! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | A man who can buy and sell anything. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I put together all that gold leaf to the East Wing of the White House |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Thirty times as much as that sellout Elon! For nothing! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer, people don’t like pedophiles. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I told you to fight the blacks! And those Jews in Hollywood! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Führer, even some MAGA people realize. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It’s just dirty blacks and immigrants! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Always the ankles! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I have a mark on my hand and my ankles swell. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | A year of free McDonald’s they said! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Who knew it would make my hips look like garbage! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | That shylock Epstein said the island had girls! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The Clintons were doing it, Steven Pinker, even the pierogi guy from Martha’s Vineyard! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | A hot pierogi would be nice right now. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I told them to add it to the McDonald’s trailer. They’re stalling! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The Big Macs have no impact on my E.D. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | A strong heart. Cardiovascular virility. Not even a stent. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Not like that autistic weirdo bear eater, Robert. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Can’t a guy sleep with some girls. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The island was not even as good as Bezos’ compound or Rudy’s Four Seasons Hotel! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How can this thing be my downfall? They weren’t even hot! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | This Epstein thing is really sad! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Yes a few of them were beauts, but some of them were fat! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I haven’t seen such wide hips since I bathed Ivanka! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Kristi, when can buy another puppy. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | In my defense, it was a different time. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We’ll be able to get through this because Democrats did it too. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Fetterman… |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The creep will make up nonsense. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | About common sense thinking and bipartisanship and a woke party that hates men. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | All while wearing that stupid hoodie on his head. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Go get me that pierogi. |
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