| 00:00 - 00:03 | Berlin, Germany at 8:30AM |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Colts vs. Falcons |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Michael Pittman |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and Drake London here |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Promising performances were projected |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | They must succeed |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | 12-15 points each will suffice |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Michael Pittman |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Pittman scored... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Michael Pittman scored 2.9 points |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | 2 receptions for 19 yards |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Cook, Monongai, Kincaid, and Pittman stay here |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | 24.6 points combined?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Jonathon Taylor scored 49 himself! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | 3 times in 10 weeks we will be lowest points! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | My knowledge of ball is now in question! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | *Ellen realizing her fiance doesn't know ball* |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Highest points just 2 weeks ago |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What the fuck happened! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I can't field anymore press conference questions |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The Dolphins run defense -- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What run defense Cook? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They were ready for us |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It's the goddamn dolphins! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | 8.8 points |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What can I do |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You were projected 17 points! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And now i'm here |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Answering what war I would fight in |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I should be preparing for next week! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Instead I'm here like a loser |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now I have to root for the Steelers |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | DK has let me down every week |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | At least I have Boswell and his iron leg |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | He will score 20 points tonight |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Damn you Jaylen Warren |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I won't be made a fool any longer |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Jaylen Warren will go for 30 points |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | DK will score 4 touchdown |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Herbert is still my boy! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We won't get lowest point |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Yeah he is pretty bad at fantasy football |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What is Ellen going to say |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Boswell just missed a 46 yard kick |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | 3 times I'm lowest points now |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Well at least I can't do it 4 times |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Road to the championship remains open |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | God damn I suck |
