| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've lost all of our points. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Our team is in a big pile |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The enemy has way more tickets than we do |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and our team can't move forward. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Just get in a car |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and take the far point. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We just lost the game. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They're saying "gg ez" |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who was not in my squad, please leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THIS IS BULLSHIT! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHAT THE FUCK WAS OUR TEAM DOING? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | NOBODY PLAYED THE GODDAMN OBJECTIVE |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | FUCKING COD PLAYERS |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | OUR TANKS DIED RIGHT AWAY |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | THEY JUST DROVE RIGHT INTO THE ENEMY TEAM AND BLEW UP |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | NOBODY REVIVED ME ALL GAME |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | MY TEAM WAS FUCKING USELESS |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, our team tried the best they could, and.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THEY DIDN'T DO ANYTHING ALL GAME |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | That map is bullshit, though. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE MAP |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THEY JUST SAT THERE |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | MEANWHILE THE ENEMY TEAM |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | GLITCHED ONTO BUILDINGS |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | AND SHOT ME FROM WHERE WE CAN'T REACH |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | WHY DON'T THE DEVELOPERS JUST PATCH IT ALREADY |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | THEY'RE TOO BUSY PASSING A FUCKING BATTLEPASS |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | IT'S $25 GODDAMN DOLLARS |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | SO PEOPLE CAN PUT A MESH BAG ON THEIR HEAD AND FEEL COOL |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | My squad was the only one playing objective. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We can't fight the whole enemy team. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We just get swarmed. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I don't get it. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | HOW DO I GET SHOT FROM WHERE MY TEAM IS |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | BY SOME ASSHOLE SLIDING AROUND A CORNER |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | It's the dumbest mechanic ever. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | THEY'RE JUST COPYING COD |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | SO SOME KID CAN FEEL LIKE A NINJA |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok. He'll forget about this game in 5 minutes. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I'm just being salty. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe I'm just bad at the video game. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Probably. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I should just snipe. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'd unlock things, but the challenges are stupid. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | This game is bullshit. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll be on tomorrow. |
