Rotation 26-01 Ops Call
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 • 10/31/2025Revisiting the 26-01 Ops Call at Fort Irwin. Good times had by all.
| 00:00 - 00:03 | The government shutdown messed us all up. | 
| 00:04 - 00:05 | DA civilians are furloughed. | 
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They cluster at home. | 
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We still have many contractors, though. | 
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They cluster mostly around beer joints. | 
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Contractors burned down a van. | 
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Contractors, man. | 
| 00:24 - 00:26 | El jefe… | 
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We just… | 
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We just gave Vulture the paddle. | 
| 00:34 - 00:36 | For burning up the MAARVAN. | 
| 00:53 - 00:58 | 100% urinalysis, for weed, acid, coke, and shrooms. | 
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You made that decision sober?!!! | 
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You weren’t under the influence of narcotics?!! | 
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You had to have been stoned! Barstow level stoned! | 
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Out of your flipping minds! | 
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We pay contractors to maintain! | 
| 01:31 - 01:34 | That’s why we pay the big bucks! | 
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Absolutely through the nose! | 
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Don’t you understand the term “contract”?!!! | 
| 01:40 - 01:42 | El jefe, contracts are so confusing. | 
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Confusing?!!! Do you know what that word means? | 
| 01:46 - 01:48 | El jefe, it’s a million dollars. | 
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Only Marines and other crayon eaters are confused. | 
| 01:53 - 01:54 | So eat the crayons! | 
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Goldminer got pulled over! | 
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Speeding like lunatics in the Box! | 
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They handed you the nomination on a platter! | 
| 02:04 - 02:08 | It doesn’t get any clearer than that. | 
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I’m confused about why it takes four hours to get a Whopper at Fort Irwin Burger King. | 
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I’m not confused about contracts! | 
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Even Vulture COMCAM understands contracting. The enlisted! | 
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Maybe you should smoke weed. | 
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It might help make better decisions. | 
| 02:34 - 02:36 | When you are high as kites. | 
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Goldminer… | 
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Handed it to you on a gold-plated platter! | 
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Speeding in the Box like Mad Max! | 
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Meanwhile Vulture drives at very reasonable rates. | 
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Like blue-haired old ladies. | 
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Like a bunch of squares! | 
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Please, dear, would you like some meth? | 
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Who should we nominate this rotation? | 
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We can’t nominate the COG. | 
| 03:25 - 03:26 | That’s a faux pas. | 
| 03:31 - 03:33 | French for “the nino.” | 
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe we’ll nominate Alpha for threatening not to fuel the MAARVANs. | 
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They suggested we fuel it with fuel cans. | 
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Talk about under the influence… | 
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