| 00:00 - 00:03 | Hi Matt, welcome to the Pantheon meeting. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have decided to book a gig |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | At Network in sheffield |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Kieran believes this is our big break |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It could be our biggest gig yet |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm confident it will be an original show |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | You know how much I hate cover bands |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Matt |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The gig.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The gig is for a Kiss Tribute band hosted by Red Pen Promotions. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We're the first of 10 bands opening the show. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Who thinks Jake's obsession with Solar Guitars is weird, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | A FUCKING KISS COVER BAND |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | OPENING FOR A FUCKING KISS COVER BAND |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Next you're going to tell me it's for charity too! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Watching an unemployed fanny dressed as Gene Simmons |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I can't believe what I'm hearing. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We should be climbing the metal empire. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | But all you do is force me to |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | play infront of 16 year old autistic kids pretending to be sharks at our last gig |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Is this a bad time to tell you it's for charity.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I FUCKING KNEW IT!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But it's for a good cause. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Glenn is gunna pocket the money anyway, the Ginger Nob. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | FUCKING POSERS! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | A rythym guitarist who can't play Black Sabbath |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | A lead guitarist who forgets to tune |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And a lead singer who identifies as a mountain goat for a hobby |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Am I the only metal-head left in this shithole |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Next you'll tell me Manic Agression is on the line up! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I will graze my balls on glass before I listen to those cunts. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I want to line up all covers bands and shoot them! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The 90's were the best time for metal |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I am finally an endorsed musician! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I am the definition of Metal. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking Kiss.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Kiss are the stain on the underpants of metal. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'm going to burn that venue to the ground before the gig starts. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Sexually confused Transexuals |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Walking around like a crossover between a bunch of pricks & butch lesbians |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I bet they even cover their nobs in white paint! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Claire, Matt's camo shorts prove his metal. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This is my life now |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Cover bands & charity shows |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | with Posers.. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Might just shoot my self |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But you're genuinly mistaken if you think I'm going to stay to the end to watch. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | A fucking charity Kiss coverband concert. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | posers.. |
