| 00:00 - 00:05 | I was doing some chill late night coding, right? Everything going well. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Then Ulf shows up on slack harassing me with gifs.. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Implying I shouldn't work outside office hours, |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | work life balance and what not... Little did he know... |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | my work-life balance is about to be permanently obliterated |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Like bro... |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Like bro... |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | I won’t even remember what sleep feels like |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | like bro... |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | late night coding sessions, chilling without pings from everywhere.. |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | will be replaced by debugging a baby |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | I'm fucked! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Work life balance!! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | This guy |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | He thinks I shouldn't work late |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | He has no idea |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | like bro |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | he’s out here talking about burnout |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Meanwhile I'm sitting here like |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | I'm cooked, I'm so cooked! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | "Take breaks Marcus" |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Yeah right.. |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | No but he's actually a good guy |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | He's very considerate |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | I'd also be concerned if I'm honest |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | he really thinks late night coding is the problem |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | You gotta love him |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | It's cute |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | He's here thinking it's all a scam, parental leave |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | like bro |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | meanwhile |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | meanwhile |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | He'll be tech lead |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Being pinged in jira, notion, mail, slack - you name it |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | creating tickets for Nicolas, just so he can be left alone |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | so he's fucked? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | You bet your ass he's fucked |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | He'll be late night coding soon |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | He just doesn't know it |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | We're both so fucked |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | You think he'll manage? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Ofc he will, I have no doubts about that. He loves meetings. He loves tickets. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | He'll be drowning in "quick syncs" |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Can we align on this, can we align on that.. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Until the sprint has "too few tickets" |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | He'll explode |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | work life balance, yeah right |
