| 00:00 - 00:03 | They eagled their first hole |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Then birdied 5 of 6 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And another on hole 17 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | One hole was bullshit and they made them spin a gay wheel |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Other than that, they were cruising |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Excellent work |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They should easily achieve 16 under |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Uh sir.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They ... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They ended with 5 straight pars |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And only finished 10 under par |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I need everyone who doesn't golf to leave this room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fucking fuck!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How did this fucking happen! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | 2 former champions and a fucking player of the year? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They can put that hardware up their ass! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | 10 fucking under??? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | At fucking shoreline!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How fucking embarrassing! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | My grandma and her bingo friends could do better! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They still made first flight |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | In last fucking place!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Welles was having trouble with driver |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He's always driving it like shit! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fore right!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Broken fucking record |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | This was supposed the dream team? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Fucking white tees? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They might as well of used the fucking reds! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The still would've fucked up the 10 yard chips |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Let's smoke weed that'll help |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They might as well of shot up heroin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | No one would've known the difference |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Heroin probably would have fucking helped! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | How do you start that good |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And shit the bed |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | What a bunch of fucking choke artists! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I hope they had a fresh pair of Pampers to change into |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I can't believe I trusted them |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They're a group of degenerates! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Pissing all over the course |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, golf season is over |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Sometimes I wonder why I try |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They are so good individually |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But together |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | They are simply failures |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I don't ever want to know this pain again |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Except for the jews |
