T-34 Debrief
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T-34 Formation Boss debriefs the T-34's at OSH following the 32-ship mass arrival.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Smitty, the Airboss just called with his debrief |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | When we made our first orbit over the lake |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and set up for the run-in |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Colt and Dagger flights were a bit out |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Hobo and Gomer got spit out as your made the final turn to line up |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | yes, yes, I saw all of that. Fine |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | But we made the TOT, right? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir......the Airboss said........that... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | that.......we |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | 18 seconds late and not very tight |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | T-28's, T-6's and RedStars on TOT and tight |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All wingmen leave the room..... All Flight Leads stay |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You Fucking idiots! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | T-34s can't even check in on the radio! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | For Fuck's sake, you're a bunch of amateurs |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Must I fly your airplanes FOR you! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Shhhh.... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The Goddamn RedStars were right on the TOT and looked tight! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And the T-28's and T-6's looked perfect! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They looked like the fucking Thunderbirds compared to us |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Smitty, with all due respect, your turn to the run-in was abrupt. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut your hole, Dagger 1. You Imbecile! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, you held too long, started the run-in too aggressively |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Too aggressively! Your job is to be there! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You were so far away I couldn't even read your tail number |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | All my work and |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We are the laughing stock of the entire Warbird community |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | So help me God, I'll rip your heads off and shit down your necks |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Blade 1, What about "Smoke On" don't you understand! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Colt Flight, you sound like my grandmother on the radio! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Is it SO hard to say 2, 3, 4 in sequence? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Gomer flight! It's not gear down and locked! Just "Gear Check" |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I've tried my best to make you into Warthog drivers |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You just don't have it in you. You don't have what it takes |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Go back to your Cessna 172's and fly box patterns |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You showed up at Manitowoc. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Like you were on a fucking holiday! Late to my mass briefings |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Interrupting MY briefing with bullshit questions that I was just about to cover |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You don't study the Formation Fundamentals Manual |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You don't know the T-34 standards. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And that powder blue piece of shit that Dash brings here! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, Dot, I think it's pretty |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Next year, we will report to Manitowoc 3 weeks before Oshkosh |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We will start every morning with a 5-mile run. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We will fly 6 sorties a day |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Whoever's flight screws up the first radio check-in...... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Will no longer be a flight lead in MY formation |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You will be throwing rubber chickens at a pick-up truck |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | That is all, dismissed. |