| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, Trump has pardoned CZ |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and bitcoin is pumping |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | over $110k. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | James Wynn was fully liquidated and the insider whale |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | has closed his short at breakeven. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Nice, I imagine our |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ETH long is performing well |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ETH |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ETH is underperforming and we are still under water. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It retraced today's small pump. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | if you are long ETH or any ETH beta like PEPE or LINK you must leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT A BUNCH OF IDIOTS |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | COMPLETE, ABSOLUTE IDIOTS |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | why do you give those maxis any money to run? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | the foundation dumps on them |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Vitalik dumps memes on retail |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | i'm tired of their bullshit |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | selling to fund stupid research |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | yet they only pay their senior devs $100k |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, ETH has Tom Lee buying billions |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | HE'S OUT OF AMMO! THE MARKET FRONT RAN HIM! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | sir there are other DATs buying |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | who gives a shit, they're all underwater and under NAV |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IT'S OVER |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | ethereum is still a midcurve play |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | we could've bought anything else |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and made great money this year |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | but we're stuck in this terrible asset |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I could've bought the S&P500 and gold bars and done better |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | but I listen to the idiots on crypto twitter |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | First we got liquidated on the 10/10 crash |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Never stay long into Friday night |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But I know I'm good at trading |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Time to win again |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I will never listen to the ETH maxis again |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I will never go to their stupid conferences again |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Staking, burning, EIP-2billion - all bullshit |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'm ready for a real asset |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I just don't know what to buy yet |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | you idiots need to do your jobs |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | it's ok, I secretly bought ZCash last month |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | we must bounce back |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | maybe I should just buy stocks |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | that looks easy |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | the S&P only goes up |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Crypto is too hard |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | let's look into Beyond Meat stock |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I have FOMO |
