| 00:00 - 00:03 | The assignment is due soon, within five minutes. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Fuhrer has finished his assignment and reviewed all the sketches of Stahnsdorf. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He has completed the buildings |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | between Frohnau and Pankow |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and masterful strokes down to the linework through Lichtenberg, Mahlsdorf, and Karlshorst. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Don't worry, Steiner is submitting my assignment right now. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'll be getting into art school. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Failure... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner found that Canvas was down |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He couldn't submit your assignment |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who got into art school, leave Now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How in the fuck is this?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How the fuck am I submitting the piece?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How the fuck can Canvas be down for so long?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | So it's come to failure... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | AWS has lied to me... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | AWS has lied to me, even with academics |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The Judeo-Bolshevik Bundist's controlling the Internet |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Are trying to sabotage my education! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Failure, you can always submit the assignment tomorrow! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I can't, you fuck! Professor Gripenkerl won't permit it! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Failure, I guess you are fucked then! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Academia and Bundists are the lowest of humanity! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The lowest fucks! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They gatekeep me from knowledge |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Because they spent years in art school |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Just to paint a toilet! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They have disabled Canvas, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Put every obstacle in my way for years! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I fucking know who did it! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The Bundists and Academia have done it on behalf of Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm never going to art school |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | So now, i will do it: |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I will conquer Europe alone |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuckers |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Right from the beginning I have been denied and shunned |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | A monstrous betrayal of a true artist! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But Stalin, the Bundists, and academia shall pay |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | With blood and fire they shall pay! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They will drown in blood and fire! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we submitted our assignments already. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I am not getting into art school |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I will never be a master of art. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The war shall begin. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I will now bring war to the Bund, Stalin and the Soviet Union. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'll burn them all. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It is done. |
