| 00:00 - 00:03 | With one minute to go |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Purdue on their own one yard line |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The spread is minus three Michigan State |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You cannot lose with just a field goal |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They need to score a touchdown |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It is nearly impossible |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They have a shitty offense |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Kelly |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I hate to tell you |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Michigan State was called for interference |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The ball is on the Michigan State one |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Mongo, KJ, Brian stay, everyone else out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I had eight teams in |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Michigan State was ahead |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I was already spending the money |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Mother Fucker! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Motherfucking Michigan State! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They are worse than the team with the cancer kids |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They were just standing there like blubber boys! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And you told me it was a lock |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But, I had a system |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | System? System? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Kelly, I could show you my notebook |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't want to se your notebook |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And I don't want to go to Treasure Island |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | To use a Groupon |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | for some shitty tropical drink |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | who in their right mind |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | sits in traffic on Las Vegas Boulevard |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | for a fucking Groupon! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | because Mongo was stupid enough to buy one |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | when I could have been at a strip club |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | watching a parade of titties! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But no |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Mongo says bet on Michigan State |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And watch the parlay play out |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | using this Groupon in at Treasure Island |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I couldn't lose with the system |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Once again fucked by Michigan State |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | when I wanted to pick Alabama |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | money line |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Mongo said, no, Michigan State minus seven |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Do I dare check the 'Bama score? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I could have won 3500 |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It is inconceivable |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I better check the score |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Bama won by 27 |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Mongo, you fucking idiot |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | motherfucker! |
