| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Mafia are causing us problems |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have to deal with them urgently |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They are located somewhere here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have to be very careful |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They are extremely dangerous |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's not a problem |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we'll just destroy their leader |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Boss |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Um |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They have a new boss |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Unfortunately for us it's Celeste |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If Celeste has ever been angry with you, leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why didn't you tell me it was Celeste |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | She's the devil in disguise |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | She might only be 150cm tall |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | But she can frighten a ghost |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Especially after drinking wine |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | She drops everything |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | She farts when she coughs |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | She invents jobs, especially for her husband |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | She gets 10% discount at the farmacia |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Anyone who spends €200 a month gets a discount |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But boss she also saves lots of money by buying handbags and shoes online |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | But then she sends everything back |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Her husband has to go to the correio |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | She drives around in her car |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and he has to go everywhere on his bike |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The man must be a Saint |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He even has to water her plants |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Their garden is like a farm |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | There's more plants than in a cannabis factory |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | There's no room for more plants |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | She talks for hours |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Especially after wine, in particular white wine |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Then she can't focus |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | If her husband says more than two words |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It's a monologue, which is unbelievable |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | She starts talking |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Then says mmmm to stop him saying something |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It's total confusion! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Nobody knows what's happening |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, I'll phone the physciatrist |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Sometimes I tell her about something |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But she doesn't hear because she's talking to Telma |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | They always talk |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | They don't stop |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If I can't hear them it means I'm deaf |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | not even AI can work that fast |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | What chance do we have? |
