| 00:00 - 00:05 | We had a problem |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | with so many crazy kids |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | so I got a sweet deal with AstraZenica |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | killing two birds with one stone |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | I got the money and the kids stayed crazy! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | And then I made sure |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | that I fed them with |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | my radicalised Gaza bullshit |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | then I told the government |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | that I needed more funding |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | while I got money from Melbourne Uni |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | while I got paid at Orygen |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | and Headspace! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | They just keep throwing money at me |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | They think I'm a lucky |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | like a leprechaun! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | They wash their conscience |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | and I keep the crazies medicated |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | and off the streets |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | They are so stupid |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | they haven't even |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | seen my X account |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | I have completely nailed fundraising |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | its like they never heard of conflict of interest |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | I'm untouchable |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | I still can't believe |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | that they fall |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | for my bullshit |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | I could literally write that Jews had horns |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | and they would still fund me! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Its like they |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | depend on me to win elections |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | I could literally say that |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Jews are Nazis and |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | they still throw money at me |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Even the Boards |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | are too afraid of saying anything |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Even if I was banging my colleagues |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | they would still throw cash at me |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I am the luckiest Irishman on the planet |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Do you make much money? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | I can't even work out my net worth |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | They are going to write an HBS case study on me |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | I get paid per crazy child |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | and I make them more crazy |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | its win win |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | the luck of the Irish! |
