| 00:00 - 00:03 | We need to be like Moneyslane |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Our neighbours.. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The big club up the road |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They set the standard |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They have a better ground, more fans |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Slane fans..get out |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Now |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Most of the committee |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | love Moneyslane |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Shuggie had the right idea |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Yes, he went to a bigger club |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Moneyslane fans, leave now... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We'll never b as good as Slane |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We conceded 10 to Crumlin Star! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We lost Prentice to the league below |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We sign tubes like Gavin Conn |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I offered to sponsor DVFC |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | last year.. still no response |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Theres no Gull in the bar |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | No cheese sticks.. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Calm down Sharpe... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What about the burgers from the 12th |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | In Mal's freezer |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | 500 spare burgers and you gave me none! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And as for Costello... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Near as bad as Kyle Rendal |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Big Clint is a carthorse |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Keeper couldnt catch a cold |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And Teer is bloody useless |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | When we join the conference league.. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We are FUCKED! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We'll get pumped more than Bonnie Blue |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Unless they bring in Tate |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | 3-4-3, attacking football |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Hector as Assistant |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Even the Amateurs are |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ahead of us now |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | With their new ground |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We need Wardy in here |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But he wouldnt lower himself.. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Oh take me back to Torshavn |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok, Oisin is coming back |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Im turning into NathanStephens |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Theres nothing to be positive about |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Dromara &Linfield |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I can take no more |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Just get Gull into the bar |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Then i wont have to watch the footbal |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Otherwise i wont be back |
