| 00:00 - 00:03 | We will all fly here, into Louisville airport |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | at which point we will meet Alex and Stacey. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Alex has already confirmed all Happy Hour spots |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | so there will be plenty of deals for football. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | If you wish, there's an AirBnB on main street, central to every bar. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Perfect. Now that Dave isn't playing this year |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we can all actually have a good time. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Dave |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Dave actually... is playing again. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He was able to buy Daniels, McConkey and Cook for very cheap |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following people stay: Alex, Andy, Lobrutto and Drew |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Deleting his team was an order! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Deleting his team was a direct order! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | His September to December |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | consists of locking himself in a room and |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | consuming every fantasy podcast publicly available. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I told you motherfuckers what would happen to our league. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | If Dave plays again...He's going to win. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | HE'S GOING TO WIN! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, Dave is actually really good at fantasy football-- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Dave can suck my balls! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, Dave has won the championship multiple times. He's accomplished-- |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'll tell you what Dave has accomplished: being an asshole. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Listen to me: |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Every single Sunday, he doesn't text a goddamn thing |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | during the football games |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | because he's "superstitious" or some stupid shit. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The plan was to acquire Roy and deal with Dave for one more season |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and then over the summer you should have opened up Yahoo, clicked on "Murder Boners" |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and then sent his ass to Mohammad or Allah |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | or Cowboys or Bills or whoever the fuck he worships this week. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | If anyone here thinks they have a single goddamn chance |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | you are sorely fucking mistaken |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | because no one here is taking him down. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck me. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Now... now we have to wake up every goddamn waiver day...... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and see who Dave's stupid fucking podcast told him to add/drop |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | so he can horde the waiver wire yet again. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You'll see: he will do that shit again and again. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And to be honest, none of you deserve to win. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Dave has Travis Kelce this year. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I have an insider... his name is Mike Mchale... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and he told me that Dave listens to fantasy podcasts in his sleep. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We are cooked. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The 2025 season is over. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Instead of sending Alex the venmo, it would have been a greater use to wipe my ass with the money. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I never thought I'd say this: I miss Parry. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm not going to fucking Kentucky. |
