| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have 95 clubs signed up this month |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | From all across the UK |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Belguim and Austria |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They have an average ARR of 13k and will take camps |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Along with Tournaments and Insurance |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Now they are Striped |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we can take their annual licences |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Manus |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Stripes uh |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Stripes have not been connected |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | we dont yet have their details |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I need Tul, Mic, Clucas and Jack |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is a disgrace |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | An unimaginable disgrace |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You tell me they are signed and onboard |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Aw what am i going to tell the board |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I put my balls on the line for you |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Everyday I fight for you |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And this is how you gluebags repay me |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | None of you can do this simple task |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Manus we are trying to do as you wish |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | As I wish? How is this what I want |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Manus we offered everything |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I bet you didnt even offer them back their licence fee |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's a simple formula |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You come into this office |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | shouting Waah and aw and all sorts of shite |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | while eating all my food i buy you |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Mic the fat cunt had 39 chocolate fingers yesterday |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And then i saw him eat 3 bags of crisps in one go |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They didnt even touch the sides |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And you all are no better with your coffees on my account |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And then you have Tul |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He breaks my heart every week |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | New missus every week |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | sometimes two |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And Hazer hasnt said a nice word to anyone in 3 years |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He just gurns and slabbers at everyone all day |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And BJ hasnt done a dot in months |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He just sits and watches youtube |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | while pretending its work, Fuck |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok we still have John |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I need to ring someone to sort this |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Someone who knows how to get sales |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | JD |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | His dick, is long |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Get me Hegs and tell him to just accept everything that comes his way |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Whether the grumpy cunt likes it or not |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It was better with Jake |
