| 00:00 - 00:03 | All the Umbro kit for swaps are in |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Lamin's bringing half a cow |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | of Biltong from HQ |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Webbie says he's got more choccie milk than subscribers on OnlyFans |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And Tim's brought more cameras than Big Brother from Bristol |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Excellent attachment. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Now there's no way border control will strip search me like last time. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Strings: Henny... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Clogg hasn't... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The medics haven't submitted their CARNET form |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Cleggy was on TOIL |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Thanks to most of you. Cleggy. Doc. Strings. You can stay |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW HAS THIS HAPPENED AGAIN |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHY IS IT ALWAYS YOU LOT?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It's like you think EFM is in the Bermuda Triangle Cleggy |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | it won't eat you you're aware |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Tim to PJ: it's OK, the lineout ladder is in |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How come every other department is fine? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You've got more letters after your names than windows I've peeked through |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Are you aware of what happened to me on the way to Cork?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Barps, the trip isn't for another 5-months |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They didn't even use gloves last time! I may aswell have bought shares in Sudocrem |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Hen, the coaches don't do it |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Wash your mouth out you over-qualified prick |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Bloody jolly this is for you |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | When does Leggett start again? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Couldn't start soon enough I say |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Nothing but stress you've caused me these three years |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You pissed on my bedroom floor! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And set your vicious dog on me! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | All we pay you to do is drink wine and upset PJ |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | What's the chance of keeping our lineout jumpers fit for once |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Less than Moira getting a fucking pay rise I say |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm glad you've left London now you fraud. London is only for shaggers |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Especially with Pill moving in |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You don't belong here |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And my knee still fucking hurts. All you've done is poke it with needles |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | To rub it in...you'll make me run in the bloody mornings! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And make all the routes hilly |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'm training for a marathon |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Not a fucking hike through the Andes |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Carrie to Mashford: Don't worry, at least he'll get loads of time to set up the changies |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | At least I'll have PJ for comfort |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | A magnificent oak. And he hugs me now |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Real men we are |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And Tim will hold my hand again in Mont Marie |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And I'll tell the boys to carry all the kit. Time for kit boy to become kit man |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Get the respect I finally deserve |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Now fuck off, I've got to sort out your mess |
