| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Epstein list has broken through |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Mike Johnson says release everything |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Michael Flynn denies it's a hoax |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Boebert wants to make Matt Gaetz special prosecutor |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And Joe Rogan even mocked Pam Bondi |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Coke and real sugar |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That will fix everything |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | SIR! |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Coke... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Coke won't publicly commit to cane sugar. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's unlikely Coke will eliminate HFCS. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave except Vance, Miller, Don Jr., Bannon |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | These idiot rubes! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I gave them the Big Beautiful Bill |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The bill is so big and beautiful, many people say so |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Like Arnold Palmer's massive pants hog |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Talk about a dead golfer's dick, ok |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | But Epstein is too much |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What about robo pens? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Hunter's laptop or Hillary. Trans something. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Even Alex Jones won't care about that. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I stopped Hannibal Lector's asylum |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | SIR! Seeking asylum and an insane... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The great Hannibal Lector, stopped at the border! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I gave these little shits everything |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They're jealous they weren't on Epstein's plane |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Private islands, young girls giving handys, of course I went! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | It was a glorious time for wealthy white men |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I first nailed Melania on that plane |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Isn't that what MAGA wants? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Rich white guys unconcerned about consent |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I just grabbed so many girls by the pussy. They were 10s! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And MAGA loved me for it |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Until now, over Epstein |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Traitors! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Racism and sexism |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Excuses for being mediocre white dudes |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I brought it all back for them |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And they betray me over Epstein |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | RFK is literally killing kids with measles |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | What more to do they want? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Stop crying, Laura Loomer |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Could I even pardon Diddy |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And make him HUD Secretary? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Probably not |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | SAD! So very sad |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The only thing left to do is sue Murdoch over that letter |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Even though it's real |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Go put some kids in cages. |
