Copa
19 views • 7/18/2025
Here's a parody subtitle script for the Downfall meme video, tailored to your concept of a delusional Jiu-Jitsu gym owner whose students are leaving and whose business is quietly collapsing around him.
00:00 - 00:03 | Sir… I have the latest |
00:04 - 00:05 | attendance report. |
00:05 - 00:07 | Things seem to be |
00:08 - 00:12 | thinning out again. |
00:12 - 00:15 | Maybe we should discuss this later... |
00:17 - 00:19 | No I'm sure strength class is growing. |
00:19 - 00:21 | How many, 6? 7? |
00:24 - 00:26 | 2, sir. Including you. |
00:27 - 00:28 | And, beginner class, empty |
00:31 - 00:33 | No one new |
00:34 - 00:36 | And three more left. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone… purple belt and under... leave the room. |
01:13 - 01:15 | They’re leaving… over showers. |
01:15 - 01:17 | SHOWERS!? |
01:18 - 01:23 | I told them the mats were sacred ground! |
01:25 - 01:28 | You don’t need showers |
01:29 - 01:31 | if no one ever rolls |
01:31 - 01:34 | And what about the weights I bought? |
01:34 - 01:37 | The dumbbells, the kettlebells? |
01:37 - 01:40 | I'm a social media expert |
01:40 - 01:42 | The posts are too long... |
01:42 - 01:46 | They're too soft to read it all. |
01:46 - 01:48 | The belts seem worthless |
01:48 - 01:52 | I promoted justyna.. |
01:53 - 01:54 | because she went to |
01:56 - 01:57 | the beach with me. |
01:57 - 02:00 | And Maciej says nice things about us |
02:00 - 02:03 | It doesn't matter if they're never here |
02:04 - 02:08 | You want me to promote the guy who taps him every week?! |
02:08 - 02:13 | Get out. |
02:14 - 02:16 | They say I’m late. |
02:17 - 02:21 | I’m strategically on-time |
02:27 - 02:29 | It gives them time |
02:30 - 02:34 | to warm up. |
02:34 - 02:36 | They told me.. |
02:41 - 02:42 | Shooters and Warriors |
02:43 - 02:47 | they support each other at comps |
02:48 - 02:53 | I've never competed |
02:54 - 02:56 | How can I help them? |
02:56 - 02:59 | I was building something... |
03:00 - 03:02 | A place without gimmicks. |
03:04 - 03:07 | What happened to ladies class? |
03:14 - 03:16 | Just criticism, chit chat... |
03:19 - 03:23 | and the highest prices in town |
03:25 - 03:26 | I've over promoted the kids |
03:31 - 03:33 | I just hope the parents don't realize |
03:40 - 03:46 | Let them go. |
03:46 - 03:49 | I'll rebuild from scratch. |
03:53 - 03:56 | I'll order more weights next week |
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