| 00:00 - 00:03 | Right we have text the footy group |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | And mnf |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Asked for recommendations across teesside |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Trying to find |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The finest barber that does a BY CHOICE! |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And what about that fucker |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Andi Hayes |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir Kieran |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Cummy is there tomorrow |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sucking on his cock end |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And licking on his ballsack |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Cummy, lodgey, Jake from football, everyone else out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fucking fuck |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He’s an absolute cunt |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I only cancelled once or twice |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Maybe three times |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Or even four |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And yes he squeezed me in |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | But he gets to cut my glorious barnet |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He should be making space for me |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But this is how he makes a living |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He should be paying me you fuck |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | That’s not how it works |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He should be sponsoring the penny black |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It’s only £40 |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And I have 8 MOTM |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And 14 goals in the last season |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And my hair looked fresh in every photo |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The main fucking man in midfield |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I got a write up every fucking week |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And could get more assists |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | If Billy fucking gatenby could finish his fucking dinner |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And now who will cut my hair |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I’ve had the same style for 16 years |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And it needs some consistency |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | He hasn’t dare text me back |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Ask him the fucking story you lads |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I’ve done fuck all wrong |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He will be too embarrassed |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I’ll take a petrol bomb to his fucking scissors |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And shove his fucking clippers in his arse |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s ok Jenna Danny has an idea |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Come on then you cunts |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Who has a recommendation for me |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I need a skin fade |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And a bit of length on top |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | With a bit of just for men |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And no fucking Turks |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | English with good crack please |
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