| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Premier League season will be |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | under away again soon my Fuhrer. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Even bloody Luton are in it. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We need to start making plans for the next Fantasy League |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and it's important we select key players such as Adebayo. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's enough. I know what I'm doing. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I won it last season. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Our sources tell us... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | MonthePoundlandReds took the title. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We actually came fourth. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those that don't rate Wes McDonald, Luke Leahy and Tom Knowles, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is going on?!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | First I find out Mat Sadler is head coach at Walsall |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and now you're telling me I lost the Fantasy League to some pissing amateurs? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | *sobbing* |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It's going to be okay. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We were at the fucking top for most of the season. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What the bloody hell went wrong? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We only had to keep Haaland as captain |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, it wasn't enough, we needed to make chang... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | changes? I picked the best fucking team available. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer. We didn't even use our bench boost. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And you think Patrick Bamford would have made any difference? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It was his fault Leeds went down. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Listen, I fix these competitions |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | because I want to be the top dog when I'm out with my mates. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And somehow we've managed to royally screw this one up. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | *inaudible* |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You bunch of absolute idiots. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They will be cryyyyying |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and sarcastically asking for their 'prize' money. Does it look like I deal with pound Sterling? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm guessing Poundland FC finished above us also |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It's embarassing. I'm the one who understands football. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'm the one who always believes. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | They just fanny about |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | trying to work out pissing formations and which players should play where. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I create the leagues. I make the rules. Whether they like it or not. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They even take the piss out of my flag |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Asking me where it is when I don't bring it. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Well guess what. They can go fuck themselves. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He's still sore about the boy who threatened to rip it down. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | For years and years, I have had to watch terrible football. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The Fantasy League was the one thing I could control. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Even if they didn't know |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It's shit but we go on. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'll set up another league and I will retake my crown. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I can't let this happen again. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Ever. |
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