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Emergency Meeting Emergency Meeting Emergency Meeting Emergency Meeting
00:00 - 00:03 | Welcome to the emergency meeting |
00:04 - 00:05 | The situation is as follows: |
00:05 - 00:07 | The Gas-Insulated Circuit Breaker on Schtanstoff Road |
00:08 - 00:12 | The unit condition is described as "Cactus" or "Panko" |
00:12 - 00:15 | and is en route to Siemens repair centre a we we speak |
00:17 - 00:19 | And it has fines |
00:19 - 00:21 | all over the equipment |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Furher |
00:27 - 00:28 | The breaker |
00:31 - 00:33 | The breaker is saturated with extremely fine dust |
00:34 - 00:36 | The breaker will never work again |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody out of the room except for Keiter, Youje, Krippz and Butter |
01:13 - 01:15 | This is a catastrophe! |
01:15 - 01:17 | The breaker is a catastrophe! |
01:18 - 01:23 | What absolute idiot agreed to accept this back for repairs?! |
01:25 - 01:28 | I'm going to teabag whoever did this |
01:29 - 01:31 | Where do you even begin? |
01:31 - 01:34 | It's more unreliable than a Holden SS! |
01:34 - 01:37 | All of the generators can get fucked, throw it in the bin |
01:37 - 01:40 | Call them now and burn the service contract! |
01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer i can't. They have the cheapest ore |
01:42 - 01:46 | BURN EVERYTHING! What a ridiculous saga |
01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, let me try and clean it |
01:48 - 01:52 | It's from the Pilbara, it's impossible |
01:53 - 01:54 | Dust gets in everywhere! |
01:56 - 01:57 | It's clearly run to fail |
01:57 - 02:00 | It's saturated every single component |
02:00 - 02:03 | They haven't even tried to clean it! |
02:04 - 02:08 | This is going to be the end of Siemens |
02:08 - 02:13 | I'm going to teabag every single one of those reliability engineers |
02:14 - 02:16 | And squeeze their balls until they burst |
02:17 - 02:21 | Actually they'd probably like it, just like Stalin! |
02:27 - 02:29 | How am I going to explain this to my family |
02:30 - 02:34 | If I was servicing it I'd maintain it regularly |
02:34 - 02:36 | I'd clean it with all my heart |
02:41 - 02:42 | Those rats |
02:43 - 02:47 | They can't even figure out how to rack the thing out in the first place! |
02:48 - 02:53 | It's more of the same under-engineered Ford Falcon from the Aussies |
02:54 - 02:56 | Can't even make their own cars anymore |
02:56 - 02:59 | So now we build everything for them! |
03:00 - 03:02 | And we now we fix everything for them too! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK Anna, it's just a teabag |
03:14 - 03:16 | How are we going to repair this thing |
03:19 - 03:23 | It's unbelivable. it's my greatest fear come true |
03:25 - 03:26 | We are done. |
03:31 - 03:33 | A trick. It's all over. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Do you think it's too late to turn it around and send it back to them? |
03:46 - 03:49 | They can choke on their unfixable equipment |
03:53 - 03:56 | bloody engineers.... |
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