| 00:00 - 00:03 | Charlie Squad has killed Stomper again. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We believe this is because Stomper killed their glorious squad leader |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | at this location. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It appears they have now camped his location |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and refuse to play objectives. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Surely our other squads.... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | can pick up the slack? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Meine Fuher... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Squads... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The other squads all think Stomper is gay. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They feel all is lost without Charlie squad. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody without experience in team killing, trolling and weaponizing autism... get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW COULD STOMPER BE SO STUPID? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | DOES HE NOT KNOW CHARLIE SQUAD? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THE BACKBONE OF OUR ENTIRE ASSUALT? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | FILTHY TEAM KILLING SCUM |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | OOoOoOoO LOOK AT ME I PLAY RECON |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | EVERYONE KNOWS RECON IS GAYER THAN GOERING IN A DRESS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | AND WHERE IS THEIR COMMANDER WHEN THIS HEINOUS CRIME OCCURED? |
| 01:38 - 01:40 | HAVING A FUCKING WHINGE IN THE SQUAD LEADER CHAT |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | MEIN FUHRER I WAS ONLY TRYING TO ORDER MY SOLDIERS TO KEE--- |
| 01:43 - 01:46 | YOUR SOLDIERS!? YOU CRINGEY FUCK ITS A FUCKING GAME!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | MEIN FUHRER ... I HAVE ONLY TR--- |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | OH SHUT UP YOU WERMACHT COSPLAY ENTHUSIAST! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | NO ONE LIKES YOU! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | YOU'RE ALMOST AS SHIT AS STOMPER |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | PERHAPS EVEN SHITTER! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | NO I TAKE THAT BACK, NO ONE IS THAT SHIT! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | THAT STUPID FUCKING RETARD... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | HE'S COST ALL OF US THE FUCKING GAME JUST BECAUSE |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | HE WANTED TO PLAY SILLY BUGGERS IN THE DESERT |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | WELL THATS IT I'VE CRACKED IT I'D RATHER GO PLAY CHIV 2 WITH CASSANOVA! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | TO THINK THIS COULD HAVE HAPPENED |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | WHEN WE FINALLY GOT STAKI TO PLAY ANTI TANK |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | THAT GOD DAMN LEGEND |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | AND JOHNO |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | THAT DEVIANT JOHNO TOOK HIS MURDER BONER AND SHOVED IT RIGHT UP THE REAR END OF STOMPER |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | WHILE CAM JUST SAT THERE AND JERKED OFF |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | WELL HE WASNT THE ONLY ONE TO BE FAIR |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | BUT THE LESS SAID ABOUT BEN THE BETTER |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | HAVE YOU SEEN THAT GUYS BROWSER HISTORY? FUCK! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | ITS OK IM SURE HE DELETED IT... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Oh well its not all totally lost |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They'll calm down after a few rounds.. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | There is only so many laughs you can get from a tk.. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Even a spawn kill |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Even a spawn kill with an anti tank rocket that wipes a bunch of innocents |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | can only make you laugh for so long |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Thats what i tell myself anyway... |
