| 00:00 - 00:05 | I was playing Boomie |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | in a TOP key. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | The VDH was horrible |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | He pulled the big trash way back into the wing! |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | And he tried to blame me. |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | for failing the key! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Brother ... |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | I'm a 3.3k VDH main! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | But ... |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Mike, Chris and Nell are watching |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | This VDH's Demon Spikes uptime ... |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | ... was 54%! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Nell said |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | "That's shit!" |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | "My Spikes uptime ..." |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | " ... is 74%!" |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Poor guy |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | He just has no idea! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | He's been RPing DH hard |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | For 5 expansions! Blind as Illidan! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | So |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | I tell him |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | "Macro Demon Spikes in" |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | "with everything!" |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Everyone is confused |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | They think you overwite spikes |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | if you press it again! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | You don't! |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | You just extend them |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | What about |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | calcified spikes? |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | None lost! |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | "My Demon Spikes uptime" |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | "is 95%!" |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | So I log onto my main and show them |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | 95%! |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Nell can't believe it |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | He was just popping in |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | to say hi. |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | And now he's writing macros for everything! |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | And then what? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | He tanks a DFC |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | He's got bananas uptime |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | "This is fucking stupid!" |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | My guy can finally live! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | The leg weights have been taken off! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | and now he's going to bed an hour later! |
