| 00:00 - 00:05 | So I was down the steps last Saturday having a pint with Glen |
| 00:05 - 00:10 | and to be honest it was boring as fuck, totally dead. |
| 00:10 - 00:14 | and Glen's turned round and asked if I'll spot him £100 to gan on the bandit |
| 00:15 - 00:20 | So I've turned round and said, "you stupid cunt its already been dropped" |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | and did he listen? |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | did he fuck! he's then stuck 300 quid in it!! |
| 00:41 - 00:46 | he's literally stood there for 2 hours putting money in it |
| 00:46 - 00:53 | He's got less chance of getting his money back than James Kennedy paying his chucky bill. |
| 00:58 - 01:01 | Then Dave Symington's walked in blowing out his arse |
| 01:04 - 01:08 | He's only gone and rattled Claire Dawson again! |
| 01:14 - 01:18 | he's had to gan straight to the STI clinic for a checkup this morning cause he's caught something |
| 01:21 - 01:26 | then he's come straight to the steps and asked to buy 3 for a 100, he's getting straight back on it |
| 01:35 - 01:40 | Meanwhile I've got fucking Steve Donaldson on the blower and he's like.... |
| 01:41 - 01:45 | "John mate, I know I'm already into you for 800 quid but do me a favour |
| 01:45 - 01:52 | "give me another 3 I'll promise I'll pay it back next week" |
| 01:55 - 02:00 | The stupid cunt must think I was born yesterday |
| 02:00 - 02:05 | Meanwhile Glen's begging Gary for cashback and he's been told to fuck off |
| 02:09 - 02:11 | and then he's...and then he's... |
| 02:15 - 02:20 | then he's fucked off to the shop to get even more money out |
| 02:21 - 02:25 | So whilst he's gone, Ive chucked 20 quid in the fruity and it's dropped the fucking jackpot! |
| 02:25 - 02:28 | So I'm just waiting for him to come back and fill the cunt up again |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | You fucking serious!? |
| 02:30 - 02:33 | Of course I am, its Glen we're talking about here |
| 02:38 - 02:40 | Dave cant stop scratching his cock |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | He's got more crabs than fucking Roker beach |
| 02:51 - 02:55 | Anyway look, logically speaking, calling a spade a spade |
| 02:57 - 02:59 | Why do you always say that John? |
| 02:59 - 03:04 | For some reason when I'm on the gear I get this fucked up Tourettes thing |
| 03:05 - 03:11 | I say the same things over and over and do this stupid thing with my throat like this... |
| 03:17 - 03:19 | Glen's just dropped another 100 |
| 03:24 - 03:27 | Then Gary's called last orders so he's lost the fucking lot |
| 03:31 - 03:34 | Looks like we're going back to Glen's to listen to some Luther Vandross |
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