A night out in the Steps with Glen, Dave and John

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John, Glen and Dave all have a lovely night out down the Steps in Washington Village

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00:00 - 00:05So I was down the steps last Saturday having a pint with Glen
00:05 - 00:10and to be honest it was boring as fuck, totally dead.
00:10 - 00:14and Glen's turned round and asked if I'll spot him £100 to gan on the bandit
00:15 - 00:20So I've turned round and said, "you stupid cunt its already been dropped"
00:21 - 00:23and did he listen?
00:30 - 00:33did he fuck! he's then stuck 300 quid in it!!
00:41 - 00:46he's literally stood there for 2 hours putting money in it
00:46 - 00:53He's got less chance of getting his money back than James Kennedy paying his chucky bill.
00:58 - 01:01Then Dave Symington's walked in blowing out his arse
01:04 - 01:08He's only gone and rattled Claire Dawson again!
01:14 - 01:18he's had to gan straight to the STI clinic for a checkup this morning cause he's caught something
01:21 - 01:26then he's come straight to the steps and asked to buy 3 for a 100, he's getting straight back on it
01:35 - 01:40Meanwhile I've got fucking Steve Donaldson on the blower and he's like....
01:41 - 01:45"John mate, I know I'm already into you for 800 quid but do me a favour
01:45 - 01:52"give me another 3 I'll promise I'll pay it back next week"
01:55 - 02:00The stupid cunt must think I was born yesterday
02:00 - 02:05Meanwhile Glen's begging Gary for cashback and he's been told to fuck off
02:09 - 02:11and then he's...and then he's...
02:15 - 02:20then he's fucked off to the shop to get even more money out
02:21 - 02:25So whilst he's gone, Ive chucked 20 quid in the fruity and it's dropped the fucking jackpot!
02:25 - 02:28So I'm just waiting for him to come back and fill the cunt up again
02:29 - 02:30You fucking serious!?
02:30 - 02:33Of course I am, its Glen we're talking about here
02:38 - 02:40Dave cant stop scratching his cock
02:40 - 02:42He's got more crabs than fucking Roker beach
02:51 - 02:55Anyway look, logically speaking, calling a spade a spade
02:57 - 02:59Why do you always say that John?
02:59 - 03:04For some reason when I'm on the gear I get this fucked up Tourettes thing
03:05 - 03:11I say the same things over and over and do this stupid thing with my throat like this...
03:17 - 03:19Glen's just dropped another 100
03:24 - 03:27Then Gary's called last orders so he's lost the fucking lot
03:31 - 03:34Looks like we're going back to Glen's to listen to some Luther Vandross
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