| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have a booking for 6 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | an order of 2 patias |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | A saag, an achari |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | A buriani & a mild dish with less spice than a loaf of bread |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And not to forget 6 cobras |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Thats a good order |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | What starters did they order? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They…. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They didn’t order any starters |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | they dont want to be too full |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave the room if you think that not ordering starters is acceptable |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Those bunch of cheap bastards |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | A starter isn’t even much dearer |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We give them away for free on Groupon |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And calling my waitress sweet cheeks |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It took all my restraint |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | not to throw his curry at him |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And then they have the audacity |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | To ask for 15% discount |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But they have membership plus |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don’t give a fuck what they have |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But it was u that signed up to it |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Then fucking cancel it |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | At least add starters! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Then at least customers |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Will have to order a starter |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | to qualify for the discount |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Onion bhajis, chicken tikka and samosas |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | All going to waste in my kitchen |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Just because a bunch of 40 year olds |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Want to save room in their belly’s for beer! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | My samosas are the best |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The one that wanted the hot curry is searching |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | For the best samosas |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | If he ordered mine |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He would never go to an Indian again without ordering a starter |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He doesn’t know what he’s missing out on |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He didn’t even finish his rice |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | More food wasted |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I could serve it to another table |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry sweet cheeks it’ll be ok |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And when it came to pay |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They left a small tip |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Only £9 |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And 1 paid with his card |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | He took all the cash for himself |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Meaning we have to pay tax on it |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | They don’t do that at Shimla |
