| 00:00 - 00:03 | Secret Board Meeting |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The residents |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | over here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | think they can say |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | whatever they want. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We must |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | control their speech |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Hoopster |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | What about |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The 1st Amendment? |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Would this be unconstitutional? |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | There's too many witnesses, some of you get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I AM THE HOOPSTER |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | MY WORD IS LAW!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Who do these little people |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | think they are!!?? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'm friends with |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | several very important |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | people on the board of supervisors! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I get approvals after years of breaking the law! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Hoopster everyone knows that.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | But they forget I'm the PRESIDENT! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | What of the CC&Rs? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't have to follow the CC&Rs |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | only they do! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I need something |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | to limit their ability |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | to post the truth about |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | my obvious lies. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We can call it something like |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | a Code of Conduct |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | then we will fine them |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | for daring to speak out. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I've convinced half of these |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | idiots that I'm not a dictator. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I need to keep |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | them ignorant and obedient |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How can I do that |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | when people post the truth!? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We will start with fines |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and if that doesn't work |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I know, I voted for him too. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'll strangle their cats |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | with my bare hands |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and film it |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | as a warning to others |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If only they got to know me |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | they'd see what a great |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | guy I actually am |
