Hitler Reacts to Tasmanistan Election

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Hitler reacts badly to Der Spud's election result in Tasmanistan

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00:00 - 00:03The Greens may win up to five seats
00:04 - 00:05Possibly holding the balance of power
00:05 - 00:07Here, here and here
00:08 - 00:12Then there's the savage insurgent forces of Lt. Lambo
00:12 - 00:15Beween them they may ruin our chances of controlling Tasmanistan
00:17 - 00:19Don't worry about it
00:19 - 00:21Gauleiter Von Erich will fix things as usual
00:24 - 00:26Mein Failure, Von Erich is no longer in the Senate
00:27 - 00:28He's a goner
00:31 - 00:33He's now a local MP for a rural electorate in Tasmanistan
00:34 - 00:36And Gruppenfuhrein Weiss is no longer Leader
00:53 - 00:58All who don't support the Lennongrad stadium or gay conversion therapy leave the room now
01:13 - 01:15I told Rebbeka Weiss to wear a dirdhl when doorknocking
01:15 - 01:17And now Von Erich has to draw the weekly meat-tray raffle at the RSL
01:18 - 01:23It's that bastard, Der Spud
01:28 - 01:29(sniffle)
01:28 - 01:29(sniffle)
01:31 - 01:34I even gave der Spud an authentic Austrian chocolate fountain
01:34 - 01:37He sabotaged my plans for a new Southern Reich
01:37 - 01:40And stuffed my captive breeding program for a new Master Race
01:40 - 01:42Der Spud was just avoiding questions from the Commission
01:42 - 01:46With 50% illiteracy what could go wrong - most of them can't even count to seven!
01:46 - 01:48Those Schweinhunden at Juice Media had a lot to do with it
01:48 - 01:52Those subversive scum are always laughing at me
01:53 - 01:54What are Albo and Toto doing about this?
01:56 - 01:57He promised me a tree-free Tasmania
01:57 - 02:00St Bob and his crew are up to their old tricks again
02:00 - 02:03Hordes of vegan soccer mums are harassing me constantly
02:04 - 02:08About some thing they call native forest logging
02:08 - 02:13We were meant to have an all powerful Lib-Lab Coalition
02:14 - 02:16That way the Greens will never ever be in power again
02:17 - 02:21Is that too much to ask? Where where are my elite Sturm-bogan units?
02:27 - 02:29They've all been gentrified out of existence
02:30 - 02:34They've been bribed with artisan beer, truffle oil pasta and asian dumplings
02:34 - 02:36With low-salt plant based alternatives
02:41 - 02:42WTF?
02:43 - 02:47Where did all this foodie crap come from? What's wrong with sausage sauerkraut and hot rosti?
02:48 - 02:53Doesn't anyone eat normal food anymore? You can't win a war on this stuff
02:54 - 02:56And trees!
02:56 - 02:59There are still far too may trees in Tasmanistan
03:00 - 03:02I want them all chopped. chipped or burnt
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry they'll grow back
03:14 - 03:16All my art projects have been cancelled
03:19 - 03:23No Dark Mofo surprise gig for me with a dismembered dead cow
03:25 - 03:26Holy Cow
03:31 - 03:33All over now
03:40 - 03:46MONA was going to show my Vienna watercolours and big-ass building designs
03:46 - 03:49And I was really looking forward to some toxic salmon patties
03:53 - 03:56Tasmanistan