| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Greens may win up to five seats |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Possibly holding the balance of power |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here, here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Then there's the savage insurgent forces of Lt. Lambo |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Beween them they may ruin our chances of controlling Tasmanistan |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Don't worry about it |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Gauleiter Von Erich will fix things as usual |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Failure, Von Erich is no longer in the Senate |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He's a goner |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He's now a local MP for a rural electorate in Tasmanistan |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And Gruppenfuhrein Weiss is no longer Leader |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All who don't support the Lennongrad stadium or gay conversion therapy leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I told Rebbeka Weiss to wear a dirdhl when doorknocking |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | And now Von Erich has to draw the weekly meat-tray raffle at the RSL |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It's that bastard, Der Spud |
| 01:28 - 01:29 | (sniffle) |
| 01:28 - 01:29 | (sniffle) |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I even gave der Spud an authentic Austrian chocolate fountain |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He sabotaged my plans for a new Southern Reich |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And stuffed my captive breeding program for a new Master Race |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Der Spud was just avoiding questions from the Commission |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | With 50% illiteracy what could go wrong - most of them can't even count to seven! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Those Schweinhunden at Juice Media had a lot to do with it |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Those subversive scum are always laughing at me |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | What are Albo and Toto doing about this? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He promised me a tree-free Tasmania |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | St Bob and his crew are up to their old tricks again |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Hordes of vegan soccer mums are harassing me constantly |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | About some thing they call native forest logging |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We were meant to have an all powerful Lib-Lab Coalition |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | That way the Greens will never ever be in power again |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Is that too much to ask? Where where are my elite Sturm-bogan units? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They've all been gentrified out of existence |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They've been bribed with artisan beer, truffle oil pasta and asian dumplings |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | With low-salt plant based alternatives |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | WTF? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Where did all this foodie crap come from? What's wrong with sausage sauerkraut and hot rosti? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Doesn't anyone eat normal food anymore? You can't win a war on this stuff |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And trees! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | There are still far too may trees in Tasmanistan |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I want them all chopped. chipped or burnt |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry they'll grow back |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All my art projects have been cancelled |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | No Dark Mofo surprise gig for me with a dismembered dead cow |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Holy Cow |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | All over now |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | MONA was going to show my Vienna watercolours and big-ass building designs |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And I was really looking forward to some toxic salmon patties |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Tasmanistan |
