| 00:00 - 00:03 | Flights arrive in Glasgow today |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | A group of 5 Punjabis |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | All flying from London |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | 3 others will be flying in tomorrow |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | One leaving Saturday and the rest Sunday |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | One leaving on Saturday? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Tell me who that is? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Manny... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Manny Sandher is leaving as he is praying |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | But we know his wife told him |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If anyone else isn't man enough to step up to their wife they can leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why the hell is he leaving early? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He is the best man for Sim's wedding! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | There'll be beer, great company, Scottish lassies wearing tartan miniskirts |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Drinking with your friends surrounded by laughter. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Its a bloody disgrace. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Darren and Gurj are even going again |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They were only invited last time |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | because they could get us VIP access in Vegas |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer, they are good friends |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fancy lads probably travelling with LV bags |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Main Führer relax its just a stag |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And Ekam going to Australia for work? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Get a fucking grip. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He can do his meetings on his phone |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Even Sukh is coming and he's not allowed anywhere |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | He will probably just sleep the whole time |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We have a full day driving booked on Friday for 6 hours |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We get to drive many fast cars on different types of tracks |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Reservations are like goldust! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They only do this 4 times a year! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We also have shooting booked |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Air rifle, clay pigeon and archery |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And of course the whisky distillery |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The hotel is booked. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Right in the middle of all our activities |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Theres even a kebab shop nearby for Sukh |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And one person I didn't want |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I don't understand Simran's thinking sometimes |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Josheel the brother in law is coming |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He's angery because that means no strippers |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | He could ask anyone else |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Half arsed excuse about not offending anyone |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Josh can't handle whisky anyway |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Ask cleaners at Dallas Polo Club |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I've just heard the brother is not drinking so great fun he's going to be |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Anyway lets enjoy what we've got |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Carpe Diem lads. |
