Mr. Cabada's AP Physics Student Take the AP Test

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We've all been there. Mr. Cabada's AP physics students react to having to answer in variable form ONLY.

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00:00 - 00:03This part of the test has four free response questions
00:04 - 00:05They should be answered in varable form only
00:05 - 00:07One is a lab design question
00:08 - 00:12One of them is probably about fluids
00:12 - 00:15And we have access to an equation sheet that Mr. Cabada gave us
00:17 - 00:19This will be an easy 5.
00:19 - 00:21Just give me my knowns and I'll go from there.
00:24 - 00:26Mein fuhrer...
00:27 - 00:28There...
00:31 - 00:33There are no knowns given.
00:34 - 00:36We were only given variables.
00:53 - 00:58I want to speak with Mr. Cabada, the College Board, and my study group. Everyone else, out.
01:13 - 01:15What the F*&K is this?! There are no knowns given?!
01:15 - 01:17My calculator can't read f&@kng LETTERS!
01:18 - 01:23How do you solve a problems with JUST F&@KING LETTERS?!
01:25 - 01:28Great. I'll get none of these points now!
01:29 - 01:31I'll end up with a 2!!!
01:31 - 01:34There isn't a single college that is going to accept a score of 2!
01:34 - 01:37You've got to be f&!king kidding me with VARIABLES ONLY
01:37 - 01:40NOBODY EVEN KNOWS WHAT CENTRIPETAL FORCE IS
01:40 - 01:42You can still get a 3 if you have good MCQs
01:42 - 01:46A 3?! All this work for a f&$king 3?!
01:46 - 01:48I'm only suggesting that if you keep on trying and doing your best...
01:48 - 01:52Nobody gives a s%#t about this sunshine attitude and trying your best.
01:53 - 01:54What GOOD college accepts a 3?!
01:56 - 01:57Is this what a real physicist does?
01:57 - 02:00Write the f&@king alphabet to figure out how fast a car f@*king moves?!
02:00 - 02:03I'm screwed now. No college is going to accept these results!
02:04 - 02:08I can kiss the honors program and financial aid GOOD BYE!
02:08 - 02:13WHAT WILL I TELL MY PARENTS?!
02:14 - 02:16THAT I DIDN'T GET ACCEPTED INTO ENGINEERING BECAUSE THE F&#KING ALPHABET?!
02:17 - 02:21Now I'll have to retake physics in college with all these IDIOTS
02:27 - 02:29What's the best I can do now?
02:30 - 02:34A measely score of 2?
02:34 - 02:36I might as well quit going to college and work at McDonald's
02:41 - 02:42All of this work for f%&king nothing.
02:43 - 02:47What even WAS the point of Bernoulli's Principle?!
02:48 - 02:53I scored well on every practice test.
02:54 - 02:56I'll never graduate college in four years now...
02:56 - 02:59I should have just taken AP Bio or AP Chem
03:00 - 03:02With Cedarquist or Chapman
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, nobody is THAT stupid and desperate...
03:14 - 03:16Cancel sending my score to any colleges...
03:19 - 03:23I'll just have to take physics at IvyTech this summer instead...
03:25 - 03:26.... f&$king alphabet...
03:31 - 03:33All those f&$king letters...
03:40 - 03:46I don't even know all the Greek letters...
03:46 - 03:49Nobody even speaks f&$king Greek...
03:53 - 03:56Science is all pretend anyway...