| 00:00 - 00:03 | This part of the test has four free response questions |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They should be answered in varable form only |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | One is a lab design question |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | One of them is probably about fluids |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And we have access to an equation sheet that Mr. Cabada gave us |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This will be an easy 5. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Just give me my knowns and I'll go from there. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There are no knowns given. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We were only given variables. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want to speak with Mr. Cabada, the College Board, and my study group. Everyone else, out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the F*&K is this?! There are no knowns given?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | My calculator can't read f&@kng LETTERS! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How do you solve a problems with JUST F&@KING LETTERS?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Great. I'll get none of these points now! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'll end up with a 2!!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | There isn't a single college that is going to accept a score of 2! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You've got to be f&!king kidding me with VARIABLES ONLY |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | NOBODY EVEN KNOWS WHAT CENTRIPETAL FORCE IS |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | You can still get a 3 if you have good MCQs |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | A 3?! All this work for a f&$king 3?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I'm only suggesting that if you keep on trying and doing your best... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Nobody gives a s%#t about this sunshine attitude and trying your best. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | What GOOD college accepts a 3?! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Is this what a real physicist does? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Write the f&@king alphabet to figure out how fast a car f@*king moves?! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I'm screwed now. No college is going to accept these results! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I can kiss the honors program and financial aid GOOD BYE! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | WHAT WILL I TELL MY PARENTS?! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | THAT I DIDN'T GET ACCEPTED INTO ENGINEERING BECAUSE THE F&#KING ALPHABET?! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now I'll have to retake physics in college with all these IDIOTS |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What's the best I can do now? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | A measely score of 2? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I might as well quit going to college and work at McDonald's |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | All of this work for f%&king nothing. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | What even WAS the point of Bernoulli's Principle?! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I scored well on every practice test. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'll never graduate college in four years now... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I should have just taken AP Bio or AP Chem |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | With Cedarquist or Chapman |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, nobody is THAT stupid and desperate... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Cancel sending my score to any colleges... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'll just have to take physics at IvyTech this summer instead... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | .... f&$king alphabet... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | All those f&$king letters... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I don't even know all the Greek letters... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Nobody even speaks f&$king Greek... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Science is all pretend anyway... |
