| 00:00 - 00:03 | Early AP Lang results are here with |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | JC students showing |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | superior rhetorical analysis |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and that our own essays scored... maybe a score of... of.. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ...of ... 2 each. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Well, that's fine, I aced the multiple-choice. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It was easy stuff. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer, ... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...your score... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You got 7 out of 45 on the mcq. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Your holistic score is a 1. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody who earned a 3, 4, or 5... leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I cannot BELIEVE this, Fudge! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | All my work, down the outhouse drain! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I can't believe I skipped Snider's practices and even ditched class |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | with that ignoramous Lisa DeBloat!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Just to watch tennis!Why?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I wrote so many essays! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I got a tatto of the Rhetorical Triangle |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | on my lower back, and it did NOTHING!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Fuhrer, I'm confused. Did you ever reflect on teacher feedback? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | No! I just look for the score! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Did you come to the test with a charged Chromebook? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | NO! I brought two sharpened pencils! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Take Five is ALWAYS PLAYING! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Playing my nightmares now. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I stayed up late worrying about analysis and stuff! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I wrote a little song about SOAPSTONE just to try to sleep |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I watched Good Will Hunting |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | to try to channel smart guy skills! I don't like 'dem apples! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I got up at 6 am. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Oh, and I got that dumb tattoo idea from STALIN! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And then I realized I can't... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | even read it if is in that spot. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | He also suggested a huge breakfast on test day |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | A fat stack of pancakes. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I was all bloated and tired for the test! I had gas. Bad gas... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | the entire time! You sat next to me. You must have noticed. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Who can I blame for this score!? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | If I understood how important it was to engage! Really THINK! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Instead, I faked it, like lame-o Lisa DeBloat!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, Lisa. You got a 5! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What the Fritz do I do now? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I guess there is still AP Calc results. I bet I aced that one. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Aced it. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Yeah. MATH... that's MY thing. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Do you think this makes me look like a petty doofus? Will the girls laugh at me? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I can't imagine this will haunt me forever. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least my mom still loves me. |
