| 00:00 - 00:05 | Yes mate, all good on the watch, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Uel keeps us on our toes. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Even all the new comers are doing well! |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | But wait till i tell you this.... |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Uel asked Ruth to go on a BAFF!!! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Ruth of all people. |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Aul Gillespo |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | She's retiring in a few months! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | How we laughed. |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Can you picture her bake? I was waiting for the tumble weed to roll by. |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Must have sent her blood pressure sky high. |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | I thought Uel was going to end up with less teeth than me. |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Schoolboy error. |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | What would happen if |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | the Station Commander came over |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | and ordered Uel to go on BAFF... |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | KABOOM !!!!! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | We'd all need our helmets on! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | There's more chance of JB coming back. |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Or Beatster ordering XL gloves. |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Stevie buying a round, |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Or Ross and Cal not drinking on holiday.. |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | No but seriously |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | No but seriously. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | I know this is my interview |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | for the Crew Commanders. |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Any more questions? |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | How am I doing? |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Better than Big Orr, Wee Paul and Connor you say. |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Big Burgon would be raging. |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | We need Waldo back to coach these guys. |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Back to the last question. |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Sending a female Firefighter, |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | in her fifties, |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | into hot and humid conditions, |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | could be the end of her, |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | if you know what I mean... |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Ladies problems. |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Stuff your PQA's. |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Lucky thats not my diversity question. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Tell me about diversity then. |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | No problem, Uel coached me on equality and diversity in thee modern Fire Service. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | He said its not the same as the "good old days ." |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Ahh, I see now. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Uel wanted Ruth to go on the BAFF |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | to do his bit to reduce |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | females in the Fire Service! |
