Oggen Elder HyperWar Reaction Parody
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• 10/20/2025Funny project for AETAS server worldbuilding project lmfaooooooo
00:00 - 00:03 | My HyperElder, the enemy has sank the following Pyramids. |
00:04 - 00:05 | Over here, the black pyramid has been sank. |
00:05 - 00:07 | Same as here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | They advance on every front towards our main cultivation centers. |
00:12 - 00:15 | The First Nations' rebellion continues to intensify. |
00:17 - 00:19 | What about Steiner's chrome pyramid that will eviscerate their continent? |
00:19 - 00:21 | That will save us, no? |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Hyper Elder... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner's pyramid was capsized by the Elven Gods |
00:34 - 00:36 | Steiner's pyramid is six thousand miles underwater. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Elders (intranslatable Oggen gibberish) GET THE HELL OUT OF MY CULTIVATION CHAMBER! |
01:13 - 01:15 | THIS WAR IS FAILED! |
01:15 - 01:17 | I TRUSTED STEINER TO DESTROY THEIR CONTINENT! |
01:18 - 01:23 | THE WAR IS ALL BUT OVER! |
01:25 - 01:28 | THE PROJECT FOR OUR LIVING SPACE AND THE CONQUEST OF THIS UNIVERSE HAS BEEN AN UNHOLY FAILURE! |
01:29 - 01:31 | THE ONE TRUE ESSENCE OF OUR PEOPLE WILL CERTAINLY PUNISH US ALL! |
01:31 - 01:34 | IF I HAD THE CHROME PYRAMIDS I WOULD BOIL YOU ALL ALIVE! |
01:34 - 01:37 | WHAT MORE COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN TO ME? |
01:37 - 01:40 | WHAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN TO OUR EFFORT NEXT? |
01:40 - 01:42 | THE LUNAR COLONY STILL STANDS MY HYPERELDER! |
01:42 - 01:46 | I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THEM, WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO? |
01:46 - 01:48 | DO NOT DISCOUNT THE HEROISM OF THE LUNAR COLONY! |
01:48 - 01:52 | WHERE WAS THE LUNAR COLONY WHEN THE BLACK PYRAMIDS FELL INTO THE ELVEN LAKE? |
01:53 - 01:54 | ITS TOTALLY OVER ITS TOTALLY OVER! |
01:56 - 01:57 | I TOLD YOU MY COMRADES TO PROSECUTE THIS WAR WITH THE FULLEST INTENSITY! |
01:57 - 02:00 | BILLIONS OF YEARS OF CULTIVATION AND POWER LOST TO TREE-DWELLING FREAKS? |
02:00 - 02:03 | HOW DO YOU LOSE A FUCKING PYRAMID? |
02:04 - 02:08 | IF I LOST A PYRAMID I WOULD HAVE BEEN THRASHED BACK DOWN TO THE BOTTOM RUNGS OF THIS SOCIETY! |
02:08 - 02:13 | YET YOU LOT GO AROUND SACRIFICING US LIKE WE ARE CANDY TO THE ELVES! |
02:14 - 02:16 | HOW DID YOU FORGET TO CHECK IF THEY COULD PERFORM SUCH MAGIC TO IMPEDE OUR EFFORTS? |
02:17 - 02:21 | ALL OF YOU GENERALS ARE QUITE MORONIC |
02:27 - 02:29 | EVEN STALIN WOULD NOT INFLICT SUCH AN EMBARRASSING LOSS UPON US! |
02:30 - 02:34 | CAPITULATION? CAPITULATION? TO WHOM? I WOULD RATHER BE TRAPPED IN A TIME LOOP! |
02:34 - 02:36 | OGGARTHA, WE FOUGHT FOR OGGARTHA! |
02:41 - 02:42 | THIS CONQUEST WAS TO WIN US THE KNOWN UNIVERSE FOR EONS! |
02:43 - 02:47 | WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL STANDING AROUND ME? |
02:48 - 02:53 | YOU ALL HAVE FAILED ME, YOUR RACE, YOUR FUTURE, THE VERY SURFACE! |
02:54 - 02:56 | YOUR MISTAKES HAVE IRRADIATED OUR BROTHERS IN THE NORTH, THEY CAN NEVER RETURN HOME! |
02:56 - 02:59 | YOU REALIZE THAT THE GIGMATIC FORCES OF THE ENEMY NOW USURP OURS? |
03:00 - 03:02 | ALL OF OUR BLOOD SPILLED FOR NOTHING! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, we can just escape back down to Hollow Mundum, and we will find another husband. |
03:14 - 03:16 | To think that we once held this world beneath our very feet and dined on their very souls! |
03:19 - 03:23 | The weapons were charged, how could you let this happen, how could we let this happen? |
03:25 - 03:26 | It has never been more over for our species. |
03:31 - 03:33 | The war... Is Lost... |
03:40 - 03:46 | We cannot return home anymore, we are contaminated by Elven magic. |
03:46 - 03:49 | It is over for us, but our children may rise once more. |
03:53 - 03:56 | All of you, man your stations. |
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