| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Total Solar Eclipse will be seen |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | from the North West Cape, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | including Exmouth, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Cape Range National Park, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and the Learmonth Airbase |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | For my stay get me |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | the Crown Towers in Exmouth |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Exmouth... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Exmouth is just a small town |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Everything is sold out |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone camping at Osprey, Ningaloo Station, or South Lefroy stay |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That was an ORDER! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I want a hotel in Exmouth |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | get pissed on a slab of Swan beer |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | go snorkeling with whale sharks |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | angle for travally and cod |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | experience totality |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and finally get to |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | "slip another shrimp on the barbie" |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Camping is the only option |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't want to go camping! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, you can enjoy all that camping too! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | My troops train for survival in hot deserts, |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | infested deadly snakes, poisonous spireds |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | swim through sharks and jelly fish |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | with no water or toilets, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and these Australians call it “CAMPING” and do it for fun! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I wanted to stay in Carnarvon, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | visit the Space Museum and the One Mile Jetty |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and see the April 2023 Rocks Carnarvon Festival |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | but we can’t drive up for the Eclipse at night due to killer kangaroos |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | At Carnarvon |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I wanted to pick up some delicious produce |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | but it's too early in the season |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | WAPOL |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | closed down Charles Knife Canoyn Road |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | as well as some roads in CRNP |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We have to ford Yardie Creek |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I hope my Volkswagen is up for it |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | to get to our observation spot |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I won't let him turn Volkswagen into a U-boat |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just wanted to celebrate |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | my 136th birthday with totality |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | if not Totalitarianism |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Everything is lost |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe things will be better for next year's Eclipse |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Surely, Sinaloa Mexico will be safer. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I hope that I still have some cash left |
