Trump's Tariff Downfall.
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This is a non-partisan parody or Trump's reaction to the rollout of his tariffs.
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R Jason1 year ago
This is incredible. Thank you for making this.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir the compiled tariff list you asked for: |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | CHINA 34%, EU 20% |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | VIETNAM 46%, JAPAN 24%, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And 10% on those ungrateful penguins |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | of the Heard Island & McDonald Islands |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Bigliest Tariffs ever. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Xi should be calling any minute to make a deal |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. President . . . |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Chairman Xi . . . |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Xi imposed 34% retaliatory tariffs. EU says “Go Fuck Yourself” |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Global markets are collapsing. Recession almost certain. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone but Vance, Bessant, Rubio, Navarro and the idiot Lutnick leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WE ARE ROYALLY FUCKED. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | YOUR ONLY JOB IS TO MAKE ME LOOK BETTER |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THAN WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S BIDEN DROOLING IN HIS DIAPERS. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | THE SOLE REASON YOU BROWN NOSING FUCKS ARE HERE |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | IS TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE AN ECONOMIC GENIUS |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | PLAYING 17 DIMENSIONAL CHESS WITH THE GLOBAL WORLD ORDER. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | NOW I LOOK LIKE AN ORANGE EMPEROR WITH NO CLOTHES. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I WOULD FIRE YOU ALL THIS AFTERNOON IF I COULD SAVE FACE |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mr President you're globally respected |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | PULL YOU'RE HEAD OUT OF MY FUCKING ASS |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Perhaps you still have leverage sir |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | THEY'VE CALLED MY FUCKING BLUFF YOU MORON |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | BRITAIN MIGHT REJOIN THE EU. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | MACRON IS LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | CHINA IS MAKING DEALS EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHER |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | GERMANY IS FINANCIALLY STIMULATING AND REARMING. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | DO YOU REMEMBER THE LAST FUCKING TIME THAT HAPPENED? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | BESIDES, HOW THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO CONVINCE FOX NEWS VIEWERS |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | THAT A RECESSION IS SOMEHOW "MAKING THEM RICH"? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | EVEN FOX AND FRIENDS CAN’T LIP SERVICE THIS SHIT FOR MUCH LONGER. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | RUPERT AND LACHLAN ARE PROBABLY |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | IN NEW YORK TALKING EXIT STRATEGY AND RUNNING RISK PROFILES |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | . . . THINKING ABOUT THE GOP FUTURE AFTER TRUMP. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | THE FUCKING DEMS |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | WERE WALLOWING IN A DUMPSTER FIRE JUST WEEKS AGO. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | WE HAD SCHUMER ON THE ROPES THE MAYOR OF NYC BY THE BALLS |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | MAGA HAD THE FARMERS, THE TECH BROS, |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | THE CULTURAL RIGHT, THE INCELS, THE LAST FEW NEOCONS |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AND EVEN THE ICE BATH HIPPIES ALL UNDER OUR CONTROL |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don’t worry. De can still use Karen's cold plunge. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Crashed the markets and the 10 year is still at 4%. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Damn Powell and the Independent Fed. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Probably have to get the S&P to 4400 |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | for QE to save our asses. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | At least Bitcoin is holding up. WTF is crypto anyway? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Barron’s leveraged long Fartcoin again. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm proud of that boy. |