Company Retreat
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Company Retreat in Marrakesh. This is satire and just meant to be funny
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| 00:00 - 00:05 | "company retreat" time again. Guys, jump on a plane |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | it's gonna be fun |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | what is this again, I thought to myself |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | the CEO a bit loko in his head you know |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | CTO follows him like a dog |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | 14 years |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | 14 years, 14 years |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | these guys have earned $10 mexican dollars |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | 14 years |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | now they are going to scam in crypto |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | they wanna launch a token - "utility" |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | was not enough for an IPO |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | or a goddamn hot dog booth |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | not enough for a hot dog booth |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | now imagine this |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | raising 45 mio venture capital |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | after 12 years, just like that |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | VCs scamming family offices |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | 5 star hotels, michelin star restaurants |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | now inviting everyone to labor camps |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | calling it "company retreats" |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | everyone just works |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | but they have the nerves |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | calling it fun |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | flying everyone into a desert |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | not even an ocean in sight |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | shared rooms |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | ramadan, no alcohol to buy |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | no fucking escape, not even if you'd want to |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | here you go |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | have fun |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | have fun with your roomate |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | wonderful nights |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | away from your family |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | the CEO, loko bastard, tries wearing tank tops to make it "fun" |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | tank top? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | tank top, thinks it's cute |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | then back to work |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | 12 hours a day |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | the marketing lead, alcoholic, the CFO a lunatic workaholic |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | and the sales lead? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | more testosterone than a bull dog, has foam in front of his mouth |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | if he doesn't get what he wants, absolute raving madness |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | now they bought a company |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | catalyst, end level autism |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | next they gonna build rockets |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | let's see what they come up with during the "retreat" |