| 00:00 - 00:03 | Fuhrer, we have fixed next day delivery |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We can also add taxes |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Everything is next day |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The new packaging is tier 1 |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And we throw in some little patches |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | With the nice logo? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The one on the shrouds chaps? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Do you mean dry robe? |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Dry robe jacket? |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | for going to tescos? |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | they are versatile |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you are ex special forces, or olympians, please leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | F&cking dryrobes! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Did you get your marketing degree online? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | From Cranfield f&cking b-school? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | These are tier 1 devices |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I paid Foxy to do an advert |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | with real, LIVE grenades!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and you're flogging them |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | to dog walkers and soccer mums?? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But we have to appeal to 4 quadrants |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | f$ck your quadrants! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Our PE backers need to see results |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Those f-ing leeches! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They havent even been in a tank! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The world is at WAR!!! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We need tier 1 customers in our kit |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Abseiling glaciers.... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Crossing tundras |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Going on boarding holidays to Chamonix!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why do we have to sell dryrobes? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We are completely f-ing different |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I got Chips Hardy to narrate |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | a f-ing flat cap advert |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | we do it differently |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | By stealth |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | By f-ing guile |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We dare, we wins!! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And you want to sell flip flops |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and dog collars |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | How does that win a war?! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Anna I liked your flip flop design |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Please ask Victoria to bring my bike over |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I need some fresh air. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | You did fix my puncture? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Perhaps I'll skydive from the company chopper |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'd have loved to go on the Thornton Bobber by that grubby mechanic sold it |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | So the ThruDark racing bike will have to do. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Please grab my lycra |
