| 00:00 - 00:05 | Lord Steve, we have a plan for after reset |
| 00:05 - 00:08 | Plant a new grow of weed at the base |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Hit the trader to stock up on ammo |
| 00:12 - 00:16 | Then hit the first KOTH spawn and take the loot |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Thats fine as there are no DILDO's online to fuck it up |
| 00:24 - 00:29 | Lord Steve, Intel suggests.. |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | The DILDO's have already been online and trapped every KOTH spawn |
| 00:33 - 00:36 | Shira's group are already assembled to go to the KOTH's and want our tags |
| 00:52 - 00:57 | Any BOOB here that has killed another BOOB with a grenade or landmine |
| 00:57 - 00:59 | Leave the room now |
| 01:12 - 01:14 | What the fuck is happening here? |
| 01:15 - 01:18 | We used to dominate this server |
| 01:18 - 01:20 | We are the fucking BOOBs of Myshkino |
| 01:20 - 01:23 | We should be out there killing everyone |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Now we have to book 3 days in advance to kill somebody with a frying pan |
| 01:28 - 01:31 | First, we had to tear our base down in season 5 |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Now we cant even park our heli in the base without breaking the building rules |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Dont even get me started on the amount of server crashes so KOTH's don't even spawn |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We get told by the devs 1.27 will fix it |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Lord Steve, 1.27 did fix it, there are no more server crashes |
| 01:43 - 01:46 | No it didnt, it was to do with the number of entities on the server |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | That issue is isolated to the RAG mod |
| 01:48 - 01:50 | Dont blame it on my decorations |
| 01:50 - 01:51 | RAG is life. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Now we cant even buy RAG at the traders anymore |
| 01:55 - 02:01 | Dont you know MMG has inferior storage capacity? |
| 02:01 - 02:04 | it looks nice but its garbage |
| 02:04 - 02:06 | I heard it only has 50 slot lockers |
| 02:06 - 02:08 | How am i supposed to store my pokemon cards with that? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | i dont even have a pokemon storage container |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Not to mention all the RAG storage despawned |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Collecting them was a waste of time |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What are we supposed to do here? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I just want to PVP, i feel it in my heart |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | theres more competition now |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But now all we do is PVE |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Im fed up of waiting until 3am to PVP |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I have a life to live and im tired |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'm only at 15 days played and i've got PTSD. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I havent seen sunlight in weeks |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | My neighbour opened a bottle of prosecco yesterday and i thought id been noob tubed by Mojito again. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its okay Justin, We killed Mojito after |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All of this and the number of tickets i have to deal with everyday |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe we should just do PVE |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Theres nothing wrong with a peaceful life |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | At least ill have more time for tickets |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Half of the PVP zones are too small anyway |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and i wont get bear trapped by that dick either |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | so many traps... |
