| 00:00 - 00:03 | Ok, Here's the plan. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | A couple of practice gamess. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | playing unranked. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Followed by some ranked games. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and finally the tournament at 10pm. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Excellent |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We're all diamond 3 so we should do well. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Lewis.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We played last night and lost all our games |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We are in Gold 1 now. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who isn't part of Men Real Men get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HOW COULD YOU LOSE ALL OF THEM!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I SWEAR TO FUCK, EVERY TIME WE GET TO A GOOD RANK. YOU GUYS FUCK IT UP! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | There is no PASSION. No DESIRE |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We are so SHIT!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Our positioning is SHIT! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Our communication is SHIT, Gav sits in goal all game! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and most of the time I DO ALL THE WORK!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Lewis, we could always play Lethal |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | SHUT THE FUCK UP OLLY! YOU REFUNDED R.E.P.O! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Lewis, it's just another Lethal |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Except it's better than Lethal in every way. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | YOU RETARD! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You don't even like Rocket League |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You hate Helldivers, you refunded Phasmophobia |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Hell, I had to buy The Headliners FOR YOU!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And now our ranks are fucked in Rocket League. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | All because Toby never stays in goal and Gavin always bumps me! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We always get so close to Champion 1 |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now we're Gold 1 peasants. I'd rather play WOW! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I give my best every match. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Can't you see my PASSION. My DESIRE |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That's why I'm the manager |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | FUCK SAKE |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Do you know how long it will take to get our ranks back up? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Emma only lets me play 2 nights a week. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Not to mention Toby's hour long shits and crap internet. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Plus Gavin missing easy shots all the time |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | then fucking bashing into me. THE CUNT! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, we all know Gav is the highest rank. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm tired of losing every game |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm close to hanging up..... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | my controller. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I can't do it any more. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The best part of that game was saying EZ and KYS when we won. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Now I might as well kill myself. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Let's play Helldivers. |
