Hilter hears about the Keller ISD split
529 views2/13/2025
Keller ISD bingo card time, and yes, it was inevitable that Hitler (after finding out about so many things this century) would eventually learn about the Keller ISD split plan as well, with his trusted Keller trustees to brief him. And spoiler alert: he didn't take it well.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | This is the current KISD landscape. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | After our covert plan was leaked, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | this 377 Highway split is not going well. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Our citizens mobilized and are demanding details and a vote. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And they caught on we only care about Keller |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm sure you, Mr Randklev, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | have this well under control? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | ... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Shiner |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Shiner Bock ran out when we were brainstorming |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Chris Coker drank it all. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want to violate Open Meeting Act with Randklev, Young, Cooker, and Birt. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Where do I even start?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This was all locked up in December! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Everyone went home before that Executive Session! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You kept those two Ft. Worth trustees in the dark. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Wearing your STUPID Christmas novelty clothes! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You dummies didn't know this would leak? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Then you sweated like an Eskimo at the KISD Natatorium |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | being confronted by citizens at your meeting! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | You try listening to 120 angry people! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | And still you didn't back down, Randklev! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I put out a FAQ and formed a committee! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | An FAQ full of obvious lies |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | and your committee? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | All political supporters! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Laney Hawes and some Alliance ISD Facebook page |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | exposing your stupidity! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And how many news reporters have come to town? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You tried to fool people about claiming you wanted to save money |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | ...and you ran off two Superintendents we have to still pay for! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We've wasted tens of thousands of taxpayer money on Tim Davis |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And yet law firms and some dude named Mucker |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | are ready to see you morons in court! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You political careers are OVER! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Trust you four... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | a moody bubba who looks like a country music video extra. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | A guy who first served on the board in the 19th Century. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | A "financial expert"?! Ha!! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You're a real estate agent who takes photos |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | of bathroom to post later on Zillow! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, Heather, you just do what they tell you. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And you, Randklev... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | you think studying mussels |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | prepares you to lead people? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Clams and oysters don't respect you. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | See, you can "reshape" a musel by cutting it in half, draw a line on a map to divide them quietly |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | but the people of KISD? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Not so much. |