| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have looked all over UEF menus for pea soup |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Canthia is serving some meatballs |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Snellmania is completely full of students |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Mediteknia is mostly staff prices |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And the rest burned it or it's over. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That is fine! We can go to Tietoteknia. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We walk a little |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Tietoteknia... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They don't have pancakes in Tietoteknia |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And it's to far away with this cold |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Whoever doesn't want to see me freak out, please leave the fucking room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | No pea soup! No pancackes? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Are you fucking serious? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Do you know how much I like a salty pea soup and then a sweet pancake? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The whiped cream is the best |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What's next? No coffee at 14:00? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | No desert is as delicious |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Not even Karelian Pies |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | With that butter and egg |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, I am sure they make other delicious food in UEF |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Not like pea soup you asshole! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Maybe if you just try the vegetarian option |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fuck you! If you see how the line is big when pea soup is on the menu |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fuck you all! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Students even complain |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Poor restaurants employers |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I would prefer to eat at Hesburger |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | What's next in Finland? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They will take out the Karelian Pies? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | This is worse than being invaded by Russia |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Fuck them, fuck the restaurants and fuck Stalin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | That is my favourite meal here. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It was the only thing that made me happy |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We need to start changing this |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | For all this time... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | For all this time, this is the worst day ever |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Now, I will have to eat those trash meat patties |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Fucking cooker |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | She burns everything |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | That bitch is worse than the Ramen in the chinese place |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | You will do better next time |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Santosh is not even here today |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | This is a very sad day |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | You all |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You don't know how to tell jokes... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I will need to use the self-service of Canthia |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That shit is more expensive than Alko |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I will bring food from home |
