| 00:00 - 00:05 | One day Anna says: "Yalla guys, I'm presenting module 86 to the client" |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | "Let's show them how hard we've worked" |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | We didn't go to sleep; Waited for updates. |
| 00:11 - 00:15 | An hour later, Anna comes online and starts typing. We imagine a raise. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | She writes: "Some petals fell off and froze" |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Fell off! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Fell off! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Anna was probably on the verge of having a heart attack. |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Fell off! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | The bug was so bizarre that detached petals kept sending vital signs from the spot where they froze. |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | The client checked the calendar to see if it's April 1st. |
| 00:50 - 00:54 | I bet Anna was considering moving to Mexico and changing her name to Juana. |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | She tried to deflect the attention: |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | "Let's talk about the other features" |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | The client was probably texting their lawyer, |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | checking how to legally cancel the contract. |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Fell off! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Thank god I wasn't there, |
| 01:16 - 01:19 | I would have certainly pooped my pants. |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Anna's a pro, casually presented the problem as a minor 'inconvenience'. |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | God, what a blunder... |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Like getting a wedgie on your birthday. |
| 01:41 - 01:43 | But no, seriously, we had to fix this. |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Anna lost 5% of her lifespan in that meeting. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Let's search the log for answers. |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | 8142 lines of "Tip Is Shit" |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Who the hell wrote this? |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | What does it even mean? |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | All of Angio veterans are working on that module. No one has a clue. |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Fell off! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | The slack is... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | The slack channel... |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | The 86 channel had so many members, |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | that the rest suspected we were planning a fun day without them. |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Anna had to outmaneuver obstacles and make so many promises that she should consider a career change |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | To politics? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | To politics. |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | We were on the brink of saying it's their fault. |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | For asking too much. |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | They kept saying "What's the problem? It's just like module 34" |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Was it really like 34? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Sure, if you ignore that the balloon is now the forbidden love child of a flower and an octopus. |
| 03:05 - 03:09 | The physics all fucked up. Keren had to put shear and young over 1 million, |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | so that the tool won't dance like the flying sphagetti monster. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | The deadline is December 2023. |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | I hope we're getting paid for it. |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | After a while, Anna says: "...and this is only part one of the project" |
