| 00:00 - 00:03 | Ok here's the plan this year Sir |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It's in Marlmount |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | In Mairead and Stuart's house |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It's right next to Sextons |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | So it will be handy for grabbing a few pints Christmas Eve |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So we'll be in maireads |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And Gerard and Emily having it in Armagh |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It's just that ... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Gerard and Emily are coming in the afternoon Sir |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They said they'll be their around 4 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone not going to Dundalk for Christmas leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is this shit! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You fucking told me they weren't coming |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Where the fuck is everyone gonna fit |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Just wait till you fuckin see what happens |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'll be pushed out of my bed |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Oh it's grand he can just sleep down on the sofa |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | If that fuckin bastard Gerard thinks I'm sleeping on the sofa |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He's another thing coming I'm telling you that now |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir Mairead has very comfortable chairs |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You sleep on the fuckin sofa then ya stupid looking bastard |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir I think your overreacting a bit |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I thought it was gonna be a nice relaxing Christmas this year |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The whole things fucked now |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | No fucking sleep for me so |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | It's always something. Every fuckin Christmas |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Lynsey fucked it up last year with that stunt he pulled |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I thought we were finally gonna get it right this year |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Now that Santa Clause looking bastard is gonna fuckin torture me |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Fuckin crypto Currency shite talk |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Why does he think I give a flying fuck about Crypto Currency |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We're gonna be fucking on top of eachother |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And he knows I like that little armchair in the sitting room |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'm not gonna get near it now |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck him anyway |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He'll be sitting in my chair mocking me across the room the fuckin bearded fuck |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He'll fuckin drink every drop of Baileys in the place |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He won't fucking stop until it's gone |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And he'll have ham fuckin falling off the plate too |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And the fuckin turkey stacked 6 inches high |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry we'll keep some for sandwiches |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just wanted a nice quiet Christmas |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Nice sleep in a comfortable bed then come down and watch Singing In The Rain |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | No chance of that |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Fuck him anyway |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Don't wake me in the morning until the cocktail sausages are cooked |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And put a nice dash of Powers in my coffee |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck Gerard |
