| 00:00 - 00:03 | The aggies are 8-3 so far this season |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Way better than expected |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | In the first year with Mike Elko |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They played Texas last night at Kyle Field |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | To renew the lone star showdown after 13 years |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Excellent |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | How badly did we beat Texas last night? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The aggies |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The aggies shit the bed last night |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They didn't score a single point on offense |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who doesn't like Dude Perfect, Marcel Reed, or innapropriate gameday signs needs to leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you fucking kidding me |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We lost to them again |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We waited 13 years to get our revenge |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Leaving the big 12 |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Losing in the SEC |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Just to have those fuckers join |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And we're no better than we were before we left |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It was all for nothing |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, Texas is ranked #3 |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't care how high they're ranked |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein fuhrer, we held them to 17 |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It doesn't matter if our offense can't do shit |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | How did this happen |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | How did we lose |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | In front of 109,000 strong |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | With a running quarterback |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And a Texas team with a mid tier run defense |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Marcel Reed was supposed to be the best quarterback we've had since Manziel |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And he's only a freshman |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | All of the other leaders teams are making the playoff. Even Indiana and Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I love the aggies |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I love them more than anything |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I love the tradition |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But I'm tired |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Tired of all of these years of bullshit |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It's the same thing every fucking year |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | All of the hype |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And it leads to nothing at all |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Every single fucking year |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He's right. This does happen every year |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How much longer do I have to deal with this |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | All of this laughing from the entire country |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | No playoff for us |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We should be playing for the SEC championship but we've pissed it all away yet again |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And we lost to Texas |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | The longhorns ruin everything |
