Hitler Finds Out Germany Sold
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Germany Sold all of their bitcoin and now have nothing hahahahahhahaha
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have reached a critical point |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Our key indicators show that |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Bitcoin is overbought and shorts will be printing soon |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The American's are preparing to unload in the coming days. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | In preparation we have begun selling our Bitcoin |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's okay, we have 50k |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | across all of our wallets |
| 00:24 - 00:29 | My Fuhrer, I'm afraid... |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | I'm afraid we sold all of it in the past 3 days |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The Asians have done the math |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | .... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone but Panjeet, Zachxbt, Cramer and Biden..leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | YOU JEET FUCKING WHORES! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I'VE BEEN DCAING FOR 7 YEARS! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | ONLY FOR YOU TO GO BEHIND MY BACK AND SELL OUR RESERVES! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | OH THE PRESS WILL HAVE A FIELD DAY! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I WILL HAVE YOU HUNG BY YOUR NUTSACKS! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I SHOULD'VE HELD ON TO THE SEEDPHRASE! |
| 01:34 - 01:40 | WORTHLESS JEETS, YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN THAT PEICE OF SHIT SAM AND HIS SLUT THAT LOOKS LIKE MY PENIS! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | .... |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | MY FUHRER I CANNOT ALLOW YOU TO TALK ABOUT OUR... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | TO HELL WITH YOUR FAGGOT ASS COMMANDERS! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | MY FUHRER, THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | YOU PROBABLY ONLY HOLD XRP! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | AND JEET FOR 2X! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | YOU COULDN'T EVEN HOLD A CALL AFTER |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I TOLD YOU IT WAS ALPHA AND WE HAD CONTROL OF THE SUPPLY! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | AND YOU SOLD IT EARLY TO TRADE IT FOR A FAILED COIN ON TON! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | TON ISN'T EVEN IN THE TOP 10 ANYMORE! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | THAT ASSHOLE DUROV IS BUSY GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | WITH NO LUBE AND HE FUCKING LIKES IT! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | YOUR ANUSES WILL ALL GET FUCKED BY STALIN! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I BUILT THESE GAINS |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | ALL BY MY FUCKING SELF! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | AND NOW WE ARE FUCKED! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | JUST FUCKED! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | NOW THAT ORANGE MAN WILL GET THE LAST LAUGH! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | HE'S A CONVICTED FELON AND STILL WON! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A REAL TAN! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | THAT BITCH HARRIS SHOULD HAVE WON! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I ALWAYS GO OFF ON TANGENTS! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | TON WILL COME BACK, DON'T WORRY. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | PREPARE A PRESS RELEASE |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | TELL THE WORLD WE WERE HACKED |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | BY THE INDIANS. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | AND THAT WE'VE LOST IT ALL |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I SUPPOSE I CAN JUST RUN SCAM TOKENS FOR THE NEXT FEW YEARS |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | AND CAN MAKE .5 ETH A DAY |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ETH has barely even moved... |