| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've been trying to find your most |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | valuable asset around here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Andre Welgar is still missing |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He was last spotted kissing a dog in this area. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | He then got an STD and went to hospital |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This cannot be, we agreed to meet there |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Hes simply the best of us. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Welgar |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Has been just too racist |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Hes too much to handle, sir |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If Welgar has given you chlamydia, leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I told him not to take the meth! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Hes a fucking lightweight! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Cant handle weed, cant handle meth! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Elgar was our super nazi, he trained me! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And now hes a maniac nazi |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Dog loving lunatic methhead?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I remember when he taught me everything |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | As he spooned me! I love the man! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, i think this is too much inform... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He penetrated me and called me banana! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Im starting to feel sick, let me go |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Go now imbecile! Welgar would have you gutted |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Hes so hairy! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I used to slobber all over him |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Whilst he whispered nazi ideology to me nightly |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And now you say hes a degenerate who's MIA! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He was a terrible footballer, we always used to laugh |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He used to miss every shot, so crap we gave up on him and he got so angry |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Then he became a legend nazi |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now it seems all is lost, hes gone! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You dont know him like i know him |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He would beat his chest when he came on my face |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And then would shout racist things |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | When will i ever smell |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The testicles, the body odour of that ogre, damn my soul to hell! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | None of you are as nazi as that man welgar |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He was a legend among us! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Making love to dogs and cats, i remember now, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He told me about his obsessions! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Thank god that welgar is missing |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I dont believe it |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He told me once, he wanted to give aids to all animals |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We must all die now |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | For that is my wish |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If welgar is missing, we dont deserve to live any longer |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Good night gentlemen, its been a blast |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Good night |
